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“All due respect, ma’am, I can’t do both.”

Me: Do you want honesty or a lie ma’am?
 
Superior Officer(the mare): Honesty
 
Me: the hottest piece of flank I have ever laid eyes on ma’am
 
SO: … You’re coming with me
 
hours later
 
Me: to be honest I am surprised I lasted that long…
 
SO: just shut up, and tell me when the next time you are free is

Thorn: Hey I’m a Commander you’re a Lieutenant Misty.
 
Misty: Then what are you looking at.
 
Thorn: Those two Bat Ponies.
 
Misty: Were you checking me out. * devilish smirk *
 
Thorn: WHAT!
 
Misty: I knew you were, so go ahead I’m all yours.
 
Thorn: … I-I um I’ve go to go and ge-
 
Misty: * Kisses him for a few minuets. * I’ve waited a long time for this.
 
Thorn: You should have told me sooner.
 
Misty: So dose that mean you like me?
 
Thorn: Yes.
 
Misty: Let’s go to my place.
 
Thorn: Sounds good to me.
 
Half an Hour Later
 
Misty: I-I-I n-n-never knew you had so much stamina.
 
Thorn: I-I n-never knew you were so good.

Uhh n-n-nothing Sergant

I’ll just say that what I’m looking at isn’t much.

Ma’am permission to have sex with you?

Whats a recrut

A pair of heavenly buns, ma’am!

Hey I’m not the Recruit here.

nothing ma’am!

Your hot flanks