I was just listening to NPR interviewing Ian Frazier, when he said this -  
“I go back and write it down, immediately. … For example, I was walking in the park near my house and a muffin fell out of the air and landed upright on the path in front of me. And I just, my God, that was incredible! A muffin fell out of the sky! And what was even more amazing, it didn’t bounce or anything. And it landed exactly in presentation, just exactly like a muffin right in front of me. And I just thought, ‘That is the most amazing thing.’ Well, I looked up and hunted around the tree and finally I found way up there was a blue jay that was looking over. He had obviously — a very strong blue jay — had stolen this thing somewhere or found it somewhere and was trying to eat it up in the tree and it had gotten away from him. … Or he just decided, ‘Let’s see if I can hit this guy with the muffin.’ And he missed. “

Holy fuck……that’d be an odd way to die.

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