RD: how could this happen to me

Needs the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme playing.

poor dashie

Yeees hurt the waifu

@XxMobianEquinexX  
D has come to.

“You’ve been in a coma… for nine years.”

“One day Dash noticed a spot on her face. Foolishly she ignored it and three years later died of cancer GANGRENE.”

@monolyth  
Great. Now she’s gonna think she’s indestructible.

…….boop

@r0BSCENE  

RD: Well, Doc, I think I did pretty well on my tests. You may shake my hoof if you like.  
Doc: Well, under the circumstances, I’d rather not.  
RD: Eh?  
Doc: Rainbow Dash, I’m afraid you are the sickest mare in Equestria. You have everything.  
RD: You mean, I have pneumonia?  
Doc: Yes.  
RD: Juvenile diabetes?  
Doc: Yes.  
RD: Hysterical pregnancy?  
Doc: Uh, a little bit, yes. You also have several diseases that have just been discovered- in you.  
RD: I see. You’re sure you just haven’t made thousands of mistakes?

Why is she soooo cute?

Doctor: The results are in Miss Dash. While you’re make a full recovery, I’m afraid that your permanently stupid.
 
Rainbow: What?

Need a hug~

the results are in you’ll never fly again am sorry dash