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Make that three potato skins tonight. Such a good slave <3
Allow me! fashions you a makeshift splint and bandage
I would, but I was in a boat crash just last Tuesday. I’ve been going to the chiropractor for my wrists since then.
Mmmm, please crack it harderrrrr
See what I mean? What jerks.
Also~
[Cracks whip]
BACK TO YOUR OAR!
Nah man, Einsman A105 is hella worse. He saw my ass and used up ALL the air to make his bigger. Jackass.
They are, but that doesn’t mean they won’t still get jealous. I mean, you know what a prick Einsman A006 can be. Jeez, that guy.
I thought they were all clones of me though o-o
You’re such a helpful slave. You get two potato skins tonight.
Just don’t tell the others I’m playing favorites. I’ll have to kill them.
Oops your whip is cracked. Need me to fix it?
Get back to your oar and row!
[Cracks whip]
SIR YES SIR! Wait you mean someone else.
I love how, in any other context, that sounds terrible xD .
This is all an obvious ruse to let your guard down.