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Nice, yo. I love me some Snyder =D .
One of my favorite songs ever is Todd Snyder’s Looking For A Job:
You can’t talk to me like that, boss
I don’t care who you are
If you don’t want to have to hang your own dry wall
don’t push me too far
Boomtown work ain’t hard to come by
boomtown workers are
You might be the one running the show but
that don’t mean you’re in charge
I was looking for a job when I found this one
don’t need the work like you need the work done
You look like you’re under pressure
I was looking for a job when I met you
Another place I’ve been.
After drywalling the entire downstairs of this house that a buddy of mine was planning on selling, he goes and hires this plumber to do the shower in the upstairs bathroom.
Lo and behold, the guy leaves the water on and apparently managed to stop-up the drain before leaving too. The top floor predictably floods, which then runs down all of the walls downstairs too, ruining literally all of the drywall that I just put in.
After being asked if I’d install all of the drywall downstairs again, I asked for my check and promptly left. If he hired that bad a plumber once, my buddy would do something else just as stupid again, and I’d have to redo something else all over again.
No thank you. I left and didn’t look back.
I also walked out of another job and left a busted pipe spraying water all over the men’s room because the place hadn’t been built to code and I wasn’t taking responsibility for shutting off all the water to the restaurant to fix it. Waiting until there’s a catastrophe and straight rollin’ out tha door so Boss Man hafta fix it his own self is the one power that a workin’ stiff always has.
“I need you to come in, Joey. I know you weren’t scheduled, but we’re completely swamped over here.”
[Drop everything and head to work]
“Yeah, things slowed down right after I got off of the phone with you. I meant to call you back, but I kind of forgot to during my smoke break.”
[Alcohol]
@TexasUberAlles
Can’t argue with that logic.
…Great thing about working at a pizza joint though is the enormous amount of free pizza you can take home, that saves piles of money on food when you’s po’.
Half the time it’s because somebody had a hangover and couldn’t be arsed to turn up. Coloured me right red when that happens.