Rainbow Dash: Wait a second, those are not hyper-realistic mermaid costumes…
Twilight Sparkle: Of course not! We ARE mermaids, something went horribly wrong with the portal when I came back to this world. This is a spell, a curse that propagates by touch!!! Don’t let yourself be touched by us. *Interrupted because she notices Pinkie’s intentions* Pinkie NOOOOOO! Rainbow Dash, run away!!
Pinkie: *lets her tail fall and touch Rainbow Dash’s legs, propagating the curse* Come on, my Little Dashie, it is time for you to join us. UNDER THE SEA.
Rainbow Dash: Whoa! Pinkie!!! NOOOO!!!!! *the magic starts doing its job, something falls off.* I feel… so… closed shut.