Scp-3125
Memetic eldritch horror
Spike: why’d you even do this in the first place?
Twilight: I owe Applejack a favor after she helped me lie to Rarity about why I couldn’t help her with her new line of gala dresses, and she’s the element of honesty so I owe her a lot
Spike: how is turning me into a girl a favor to Applejack?
Twilight: her brother has been really lonely lately, apparently he took the breakup with cheerilee hard. That’s where you come in as Big Mac’s new squeeze
Spike: what!? You’re out of your mind if you think I’m gonna date Big Ma- **suddenly Big Mac walks in**...
Big Mac: okay twilight, ah’m here. What was it you wanted to show m-**sees spike** holy crap! Spike?
Spike: **continues to stare and blush profusely*
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Big Mac: twilight, what’s goin’ on here?
Twilight: Applejack told me how lonely you’ve been since the breakup, so I figured I’d help get you a girlfriend, isn’t that right, spike?
Spike: **starts dreamily at Big Mac**... uh huh
Twilight: looks like someone’s eager. Anyway, I’m gonna go, have fun you two **teleports away*
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Spike: **starts approaching Big Mac with a horny look on her face*
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Big Mac: ...**starts grinning** looks like ah’m gonna have some fun tonight
Twilight: I owe Applejack a favor after she helped me lie to Rarity about why I couldn’t help her with her new line of gala dresses, and she’s the element of honesty so I owe her a lot
Spike: how is turning me into a girl a favor to Applejack?
Twilight: her brother has been really lonely lately, apparently he took the breakup with cheerilee hard. That’s where you come in as Big Mac’s new squeeze
Spike: what!? You’re out of your mind if you think I’m gonna date Big Ma- **suddenly Big Mac walks in**...
Big Mac: okay twilight, ah’m here. What was it you wanted to show m-**sees spike** holy crap! Spike?
Spike: **continues to stare and blush profusely*
Big Mac: twilight, what’s goin’ on here?
Twilight: Applejack told me how lonely you’ve been since the breakup, so I figured I’d help get you a girlfriend, isn’t that right, spike?
Spike: **starts dreamily at Big Mac**... uh huh
Twilight: looks like someone’s eager. Anyway, I’m gonna go, have fun you two **teleports away*
Spike: **starts approaching Big Mac with a horny look on her face*
Big Mac: ...**starts grinning** looks like ah’m gonna have some fun tonight