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By the way… I loveeee ^^… ICE CREAM!!!
Then what’s the worst?
While that is an excellent flavor, mint chocolate chip is far from the worst.
Beauty.
…the fuck am i looking at.
Pistachio.
It’s almost storybook! sighs longingly
:^)
Of course I don’t see your comment ‘till after mine is posted. This has been a great day for all three parties involved, I’m sure.
Oh, and consider me properly cringed, because YEESH
Okay, wrapping this up in a quick and easy manner:
We show up for the duel, and it’s getting all spaghetti western in here–Ennio Morricone’s masterful music playing, fingers tickling the triggers, bystanders watching with fevered anticipation, no doubt one of us is wearing an all-white and all-black ensemble respectively–the works. And then, at that fabled moment, 8:00 Eastern Standard (not quite High Noon but High Noon was already taken)…
A bunch of modern-day policemen show up and break up the duel, arresting the both of us, bringing a fitting end to such a silly scene. Cut to black, cue the music
Oh, I thought that was the end of the joke and we wouldn’t actually do anything.
Uh.
Hm.
I guess I’ll just shoot cringe art, then.
8:00 it is then!
(Realizes staying up all night was probably not the brightest idea–nor this preposterous duel.)
Can’t wait. I’ll be awake 8:00 am Eastern Standard time.
At least I know what it means to show compassion, you lowly lout!
In the name of all waifus and their lovers everywhere, I accept your challenge!
At dawn, then.
Chained to the waifu?
You’ve no free will.
At dawn.
puts on gentleman’s attire
Now you see here, good sir/madame! I’ll have you know I have partook in that particular flavor of ice cream as well, and in fact, it is one of my favorite flavors. It should be common knowledge to anyone that any ice cream could be made nectar of the gods with the addition of one’s, as the slang goes, “waifu”. Don’t go throwing around assumptions like some kind of ruffian, lest we settle our differences with a good old-fashioned traditional duel! Good day, sir.
@LanceOmikron
@Kukilov
@IHateThatHedgehog
@Rob50
Plebeians who have never had chocolate chip cookie dough.
I pity your existence.