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While im not very big in discussing show theory there is one minor detail that always bugs me about the MLP universe.
Everything is designed and made for creatures with opposable thumbs.
I understand it’s a kids show, and it’s just easier and more relatable for the young target audience if a hammer looks like a hammer they are used to seeing.
Why would a pony’s version of a hammer have a handle? Teeth should shatter if a hammer was used with the mouth. (go ahead and try it, i dare ya)
I was doodling on paper and came up with a logical design for a pony’s hammer. It’s essentially a metal block with a strap, that can still be walked on. (our hammer is basically a metal block at the end of a stick) Horses already have the leverage advantage when it comes with swinging their limbs around.
(seriously this is a dumb and awkward tool in their universe. it’s going to poke her eye out.)
Everything is designed and made for creatures with opposable thumbs.
I understand it’s a kids show, and it’s just easier and more relatable for the young target audience if a hammer looks like a hammer they are used to seeing.
Why would a pony’s version of a hammer have a handle? Teeth should shatter if a hammer was used with the mouth. (go ahead and try it, i dare ya)
I was doodling on paper and came up with a logical design for a pony’s hammer. It’s essentially a metal block with a strap, that can still be walked on. (our hammer is basically a metal block at the end of a stick) Horses already have the leverage advantage when it comes with swinging their limbs around.
(seriously this is a dumb and awkward tool in their universe. it’s going to poke her eye out.)
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I’ve just assumed from the beginning that their frogs had evolved into thumblike appendages that can be used to grip objects between the frog and the inner edge of the hoof. And, yeah, also that these are cartoony representations of Equestrians the same way the Humans in other cartoons are cartoony representations.
If you want a good story told at the intersection of mediated/simplified experience for the masses, cool aliens, and societal/mental uplift and meddling (taken somewhere genuinely horrifying), I strongly recommend A Deepness In The Sky by Vernor Vinge. I’ve probably banged on about this before though.
For me the funs start when you begin thinking about the biological essentials needed for a functioning Pretty Horse World™. What are our favourite little ponies like really? Intelligence and big brains sure. So their eyes, while large, cannot be that size for reals. What about dexterity in the absence of, well, anything manual? Well, they need fine motor control for functional tool use. Our world’s horses… well, they flail. Big and clumsy legs, but powerful and super-fast for running - except around the mouth and face because they’re really pretty picky plant eaters who need to be very discriminating to avoid getting poisoned, a potentially fatal condition given their lack of a gag/vomit reflex. (Which itself is interesting - some people say horses don’t vom purely to allow faster running, what with all the jostling of stomach contents.)
For the little pink unmagical ponies though, I guess they’d need a level of forehoof-dexterity too. An un-fused radius and ulna, and a degree of twist allowed for the cannon bone (the back-bones under our own palm). A division of neural signalling that allows fine motor control. Put those in combination with an already-capable mouth and you have a two-hoof, one-mouth grasp that’s pretty capable. Try it: thumbs in, pick up pencil, grasp against face and lips. Freaky, but… maybe! The trick would be sitting down to free up the fore-end.
(Turns out pony civilisation must be super-dependent upon the ability to sit comfortably, and low writing/working desks with elbow/chest rests. There is an actual path here that needs cushions while discovering the secret of banging-the-rocks-together.)
Somebody else can explain straight-up magic, and how it works with unicorn horns and pegasususus wings. I haven’t a clue there! ☺
It always feels awesome to think that every story written has it’s own theoretical universe where it technically can take place.
Until you realize that it includes… shudder … Dr. Seuss Erotica.
I love fan content that takes this concept and runs with it; I’ve always been a fan of the concept that these universes exist as real worlds out there somewhere in the multiverse, and the stories we see of them are interpretations of real places made to fit a given format and audience here. It makes fictional worlds much more interesting and, well, realistic.
That’s exactly the reasoning the show uses, I’d imagine. Technically directed at children, they’d have a harder time recognizing something like what’s above as a hammer than they would recognize a ‘human’ hammer.
Still, for fan-fiction purposes, this is a fairly interesting idea.
Been troperrific won’t help. I was kinda sarcastic on my statement. I think it’s much more simple, as people will easily recognice a human hammer than this kind of hammer if they see it for the first time without context. Pony society would be much more different and alien if they use their own technology. For that we have science fiction, this is not.
a more intelligent and dexterous species
Well, if Humans were that much more intelligent… where are they now? In TVTropes terms, for this scenario I think Ponies are more likely to be Uplifted Animals in Humanity’s Wake; for whatever reason, the upright apes are gone, but one of the species they previously domesticated leveled up to sapience and learned how to use magic, and some kind of racial memory still persists from the time when the only technology they had at hoof was that left behind by the Precursors. They’ve done plenty of inventing on their own, of course, but they keep on using certain things without even realizing that there might be better ways to accomplish the tasks those things are meant to accomplish, just because it’s always been done that way.
So, you are basically saying that ponies are this? tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LowCultureHighTech
They only reuse what a more intelligent and dexterous species were using before?
When you think about it, they must have blacksmiths and farriers/fashionable horseshoe shops all over the place. Ask those gals. I bet they use simple mechanisation like water-driven tilt hammers a lot, with things like this for the fine work.
I can see quick-tightening straps like old-fashioned bicycle toestraps being more popular than regular buckles. And a very personal item given the pony spit all over them.
There are several designs of tools and weapons meant to be used with hooves or mouth already. It’s the show itself which uses stuff more useful for humans, like shovels hith handle and bows (cutie marks)