“I promise I won’t talk about politics.”
 
5 minutes later:

What did you do to my drink?!

Yeh I know what ya thinkin’. Did I take six shots or just five? Well quite frankly I already don’t remember.

Pinkie Pie: Lemme…lemme tell you whadd I think’a you. I…have spent th’ las’ five years bein’ yer clown an’ yer plan party…b-been plannin’ alla yer parties an’ keepin’ the secrets aboutcher bruhzzers puttin’ babby in pri’cessessess. An’ I…have loved it! There! I _{finally said it.} Tha’s right, you guyz’re th’ best an’ I love! Yyyyyyooooouuu! ‘specially you, Flu’rshy. you…you sexy bitch. C’mere! C’mere, we’re kissin’ right now.  
Twilight: Pinkie Pie, that potion wasn’t even slightly alcoholic.  
Pinkie Pie: I-I mighdda had a few b’fore comin’ over. A FEW!! I C’N HAVE A FEW! Few drinks. Why aren’t we kissin’ yet, Flu’rshy!?

“u wot?”

“Who’re you calling drunk? You’re not drunk, I’m drunk!”