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Champions of Equestria

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You know even if this wasn’t base on FFMA you know full well that this would happen all the time.

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Me:Nope I sure don’t. Twilight do you remember this guy.  
Twilight:Never met him in my life.  
Me:Yeah me neither.  
Spike:You guys remember me right.  
Me:Of course we do how can we forget the cutest puppy/dragon ever.  
Spike:Yay!
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Flash:  
A LITTLE?!? Implying PRISON RAPE is a LITTLE to you!? OH, Sunset,  
you are SOME piece of work!! I don’t know why I’m SURPRISED you’re  
this way! You’ve ALWAYS been like this!! Maybe the reason you can’t  
act like a REAL friend, it’s because of a TERRIBLE relationship between  
YOU AND PRINCESS CELESTIA!!!”
 
(The everyone(and Spike) became silently shocked of of what Flash  
just said RIGHT in Sunset’s face)
 
Flash:”…..”>B(  
Sunset:”….!!“D’8>  
Applejack:”….!?“O.O  
Rainbow Dash:”….!“O_o;  
Twilight:”…..??“8O  
Spike XIII:”…..Holy S**T…!“OwO
 
[PLEASE make this into a comic~!]
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Flash:  
Yeah, Repeat what you just said…about me feeling SAFE around you?
 
Sunset:  
“Uh, yeah? I-I mean c’mon, Flash. Heh-heh, I’m your friend. I’ve  
always got your back%.”
 
Flash  
“REALLY? Got my back? Well, that’s funny. did you have my back  
when I DIDN’T want to join this team…!?”
 
Sunset:  
“I- Uh~~…N-no, I…uh-~~”
 
Flash  
“Oh, THAT’S right! you DIDN’T! And WHAT was it you said to me that ONE  
time? Was it; ‘talk to me like an adult’?? Nooo%! Or maybe it was; ‘asking me  
for HELP, like a FRIEND would’!? OH, I remember now~! FOUR DUDES AT A  
MINIMUM
*! Do I REMEMBER* your threat CORRECTLY!?”
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Rainbow:  
“If it means proving that Adagio bh*, then yeah, I’m in!”
 
Applejack:  
“If that’s the only way to see my big brother, little sister,  
and dear old granny, then count me in, Flash!”
 
Spike:  
“I will gladly go with you spiky-blue man, because I have no  
idea where I am%…”- w -
 
Twilight:  
I’ll go with you Flash, I’d feel much safer when I’m next  
to you%…”<3
 
Sunset:  
“Yeah, I’ll go wherever HE, because he feels safest when he’s  
next to me…”
 
(Sunset’s words began to echo in Flash’s mind and he remembers all  
the cr** he had to go through because of HER. Finally…he snaps)
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Flash: Pfft, Anyone. Everyone would think to do that.
 
Sunset: I was being sarcastic.
 
Applejack: Least you didn’t try to heal it.
 
Twilight: Hey!
 
Applejack: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!
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Flash:  
“Hey, girls! I’ve got an idea!”
 
Sunset:  
“Really? Because anything would be great right about now!”
 
Flash:  
“Well, you could say it’s a…‘shocking’ revela–”
 
Girls:  
“JUST DO IT!!”
 
(Flash attacks with thunder, and it defeats the robot)
 
Flash:  
“And THAT’S.. How I roll~!”
 
Rainbow Dash:  
Eye-role indeed…”
 
[Victory result screen]
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[ Flim Flam Brothers News Broadcast ]
 
Flim:  
“Breaking news; The principal of Crystal Prep Academy, Abacus Cinch has been murdered!  
Reports say the individuals responsible are none other than a group of students from  
Canterlot High School! The newest principal, Adagio Dazzle, attempted to stop them,  
but sadly, she was too late. When reached for comment, Adagio stated;”
 
‘Me and the other Dazzlings will miss our mentor ever so dearly, we look up to her like  
she was our own mother, and she loved us as much as she loved this school. Me and the  
girls will not rest until the Canterlot High students are brought to justice
 
Flim:  
“Hold on, we just received news that the Canterlot High students currently attempting their  
escape!”
 
[Live camera footage of our heroes escaping]
 
Flim:  
“We see now them burst through the window! We take you now live to our eye in the sky with  
our Channel 7 chopper as this story develops. Flam?”
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Flash:  
“DISTRACTION ATTACK!”
 
(Strikes at Adagio)
 
Adagio:  
“You just SCRATCHED my CAROUSEL BRAND STOCKINGS!!”
 
Flash:  
“You should try the dresses, WAY more comfortable”
 
Adagio:  
“Oh, I agree– Wait, how do you know…??”
 
Flash:  
“I…wore it…once….”
 
(Awkward silence)  
“…….”
 
Adagio:  
(Flies away in the helicopter)  
“To each of their own, I’m not a judgmental persoooon…!”
 
Flash:  
“WAIT! I Only Did That To Save A FRIEND–! Aaaaww, D**N  
it…! Speaking of which, where the hell are they…?”
 
(Back in the elevator…)
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Flash:  
“Well, since your the new principle, I guess  
nothing’s changed here in Crystal Prep”
 
Adagio:  
“Actually, there WILL be some changes, Sonata  
doesn’t know this, but the cafeteria is going  
to cancel ‘Taco Tuesday’ and replace taco’s  
with more healthier food”
 
Flash:  
(Sly grin)  
“Ooohh, you don’t say%…?”  
(Calls out loud)  
HEY, SONATA! They’re canceling Taco Tuesday%!”
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Spike XIII:  
“I’ll cast fire!”:3  
(Uses fire attack, but it was not effective)
 
Decepticon:  
HA! Puny little fleshlings!”
 
Rainbow Dash:  
Fire does not do ANYTHING to robots!”
 
Twilight:  
“Oh, I know what I’ll do
!”
 
(Heals Decepticon)
 
Applejack:  
“What the–?? WHY!? Why would you DO that!?”
 
Twilight:  
“Well, it looked kinda hurt….”
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Flash:  
“Why’s Crystal Prep so fixated on corrupting innocent youth anyway?”
 
Adagio:  
“Eh, Don’t know. Apparently, all it takes is enrolling any teenager, turn them  
into de-bags and bes and you’re pretty much printing out money”
 
Flash:  
“Fair enough. Three questions, though; One, what’s Tirek doing in this world?  
Two, why would he kill Principal Chinch? And three, how the hell did he break  
in your the school, anyway?”
 
Adagio:  
“Okay, One, I don’t know. Two, I don’t care. And THREE, I think it was because  
of that lady at the front desk”
 
Flash:  
“Your school is weird…”
 
Adagio:  
“Oh, you have no idea…”
 
(helicopter flying in the sky like crazy)
 
Sonata:  
“WEEEE%! I’m riding a helicopter%!”
 
Aria:  
“GIVE THE CONTROLS, YOU MANIAC!!”
 
(Adagio sighs heavily…until she shoot Flash)
 
  • BLAM! *
     
    Flash:  
    “OW! SON OF A–!!”
     
    (Back at the elevator…)
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Adagio:  
“That’s fine, because I’m going to need one to put a hole in yours%…”
 
[ Engage boss battle mode ]
 
Flash:  
“Wait, when you said ‘hole’–”
 
(Adagio aims her gun)
 
Flash:  
“Uh-oh…”
 
  • BLAM! *
     
    Flash:  
    “OW!! D**N IT!”
     
    Adagio:  
    “So tell me; Are your ‘friends’ as strong as you make them out to be?”
     
    Flash:  
    “I’m gonna give you a soft maybe on that”
     
    Adagio:  
    (Sinister giggle)  
    “Well, I guess they’re not prepared for what they’re about to face%…!”
     
    Flash:  
    “Oh, trust me. There’s nothing that my friends can’t handle”
     
    (Meanwhile at the elevator….)