Time-Wasting Thread 3.0 (SFW - No Explicit/Grimdark)

@NotYourAverageLurker
 
Now I want to write a story or commission some art where a young woman gets decapitated by a cursed sword and “survives” (though she’s now technically a dullahan).
 
What if her arms get tired of carrying her head?
 
She could put it n a bag.
 

 
Or train a loyal dog.
 

 
Or…whatever this is!
 

@YetAnotherBrony
 
Essentially that last one
 

@QuasarNova  
God that movie was genius.

@YetAnotherBrony  
What if she duct tapes it back on?

I bought a ps4 so I could buy THIS!  
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
I’m not going to buy a ton of ps4 games; it’s just Sony’s A-game is too strong to resist.

@SquiggyBomb
 
It still baffles me how that movie worked yet it should have not by any means.
 
Like the Lego movie

@Albus Fahrenheits  

 

@QuasarNova  
I think the complete lack of irony helped. Just like the Lego Movie all the excessively goofy shit was played completely straight and that helped the jokes hit harder.

@SquiggyBomb  
What does that picture mean?

@Albus Fahrenheits  
In Justice League Action Firestorm wrecked a nuclear power plant while fighting with some nuclear powered androids made in the 50’s (long story) and offered to fix it all he needed was some duct tape.

@SquiggyBomb  
Oh
 

 
You’re a geek.

@Albus Fahrenheits
 
Captain atom would have worked better if he wanted to go for the just patched it
 
This diagram also works
 

 
 
@SquiggyBomb
 
Or like lethal weapon

I will die tomorrow  
And maybe the next day too

@Albus Fahrenheits  
Oh no. You’ve discovered my terrible secret. Now everyone will know.

@NotYourAverageLurker  

 
The ape is a manifestation of puberty and libido wishing to strike and change our social environment so it suits what we ultimate desire it to be and not what it objectively is.

@Gizoid101  
If you die I’m gonna kick your ass

@Gizoid101
 
Sea machito chillon

@SquiggyBomb  

 
Thanks god, I thought you were gay
 
 
@SquiggyBomb  
@QuasarNova  
I need to survive
 

 
 
So I can buy Stardew Valley

I’m gonna shoot all the guns on my back and shout: “How do you like me now?!”

@Gizoid101
 
Solo son examenes y tu recompensa será volverte niño granjero con granja que granjea como vil granjeador
 
Se va a sentir aún mejor

@Gizoid101  

 
Alright. Credit where it’s due. That was good.

@SquiggyBomb
 
YOU’RE GAY!?

@QuasarNova
 
I’m just as surprised as you are.

@YetAnotherBrony