Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy. (Politics General)

@BlitztheDragon
Meaning Phoenix in my state. I live close to Phoenix and I got work. So I’m going to work instead, because I need the money to survive.

Musk has announced that he intends to put the US Treasury on the block chain.

Once again me just rambling about the absolute dumbest outcome possible turned out to be correct.

Of fucking course this entire thing has been crypto bros trying to loot the Treasury for the largest rugpull in history.

Trump you don’t need a high speed rail you can pay 2 dollars to for a flight.

What 2 dollar flight is he talking about.

@Dustcan
Last I checked, Crypto was less stable than the Russian ruble. Got to love how the “world’s smartest man” is an idiot.

@Dustcan
What? Do you have a source for that? I need to understand.

Probably the same place where you have to use an ID at the grocery store.

Back in my day we called this shit “Being a coastal elite”.

Musk is an idiot. But no, this is a very deliberate scam.

JFC this is only the second week.

@Dustcan
This is the dumbest shit I’ve seen so far today. But I doubt Musk is smart enough to pull something like this off.

Think you can explain the former for someone like me just now looking into this stuff?

@neutralgrey
Even an attempt is a massive problem.

The turtle fell down the stairs leaving the Senate

@Vivace

Ah don’t worry. As a senator he’s guaranteed instant access to the best healthcare in the world.

Now if you’ll excuse me I have to call my Medicaid again to see if my next prescription pickup is covered.

At the risk of sounding pretentious, would this be karma? Or perhaps just human error for a man in his 80s?

@Dirty Bit
He’s not long for the world that’s for sure.

@Vivace
Who’s the turtle?

@Meanlucario
Mitch McConnell

@Meanlucario

My first thought was the turtle guy from Master of Disguise

Trump has announced that the US is withdrawing from the UN Human Rights Council and UNWRA.

I mean,

A) China wins by doing nothing. Again.
B) Well at least America isn’t lying now. America providing council on human rights or aid and relief is a bigger joke than Saudi Arabia being the head of the UN Woman’s Rights Council. It still is worrisome that America has stopped pretending though.

I could not be more worried now…

@Background Pony #D717
@Dustcan
I feel that Trump’s actions are going to doom free speech and democracy the world over. And not for the reasons you think, but rather for the same reason Hitler’s actions permanently screwed the reputations of his names, his facial hair, and at least one religious symbol.

@Dustcan
Now the UN has a very good reason to watch Trump and pull a USA and intervene when shit is getting fucked up.

@Meanlucario
Never gonna happen.

McTurtle is now in a wheelchair after “multiple” falls today.

I am now going to check if wheelchairs is covered by my plan to determine whether or not I send Thoughts and Prayers.

Ha! Good one.

Yeah, our insurance is a freaking mess