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But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks?  
It is the east, and Elusive is the sun.

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Tall Tales

A very good joke.
 
Elusive’s eyes are nothing like the sun;  
Coral is far more red than his lips’ red;  
If snow be white, why then his fur be dun;  
If hairs be wires, plum wires grow on his head.  
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,  
But no such roses see I in his cheeks;  
And in some perfumes is there more delight  
Than in the breath that from Elusive reeks.  
I love to hear him speak, yet well I know  
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;  
I grant I never saw a princess go;  
Elusive, when he walks, treads on the ground:  
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare  
As any he belied with false compare.
bigladiesman
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My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
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El retorn de Jan
My Miniature Equine… This is the best spoof of the title I’ve seen after My Lidl Brownie (I think only Europeans will get this joke…).