I call dibs on Twilight. She needs someone chivalrous who will not take advantage of her in her drunken state. Though, if she wants to thank me after she sobers up… Well, I am a gentleman, not dead.
The best thing is the (accidental) apple motif on Applejack. Just imagine it as an eaten apple, with the belly as the core and her cleavage as the stem (it was more visible when it was unfinished, though).