From the Normal Norman general.
 
>“Dear Princess Celestia,  
I made a friend over on the other side that didn’t have an equivalent on our side! He’s a pretty nice boy named Norman, he has a crush on Rarity! He tells me more about human culture that isn’t in their textbooks, he says that there’s more to life than just sitting and reading. I can understand that, so he took me under his wing to show me what this new world has for me. He then said that before we can do anything like that, I have to be accepted in his circle. He said we must do a “Friendship Bed Dance” something along those lines… It’ll be fun he said, it’ll be good for both of us he said…it’ll teach me he said… I regret everything, Princess…”