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Rarity: There we are! A warm bottle of milk for my handsome little dragon
T: *Grabs bottle and starts gnawing on it*
Rarity: Ah-ah-ah, sweetheart. Drink nicely!
T: *stops and begins drinking*
Rarity: I’m going to go to the kitchen, okay? I’ll be right back
T: *continues drinking*
Rarity: *smiles and goes to kitchen*
T: *Grabs bottle and starts gnawing on it*
Rarity: Ah-ah-ah, sweetheart. Drink nicely!
T: *stops and begins drinking*
Rarity: I’m going to go to the kitchen, okay? I’ll be right back
T: *continues drinking*
Rarity: *smiles and goes to kitchen*
Rarity: I’m back!
T: Muh!
Rarity: Oh my you finished already? You must’ve been hungry
T: *whines*
Rarity: Oh no, what’s wrong, baby?
T: Muh!
Rarity: M-more? Turquoise, darling, you already finished your bottle. I don’t have any more milk for you
T: *grabs Rarity’s leg and tries to climb it*
Rarity: Sweetie, what are you *realizes what he’s doing and backs away* Oho nononono! T, we don’t do that anymore!
T: *whimper*
Rarity: Ohhhhh, but you have teeth. Sharp. Dragon. Teeth. *shudders*
T: *sad face*
Rarity: Can you wait until I make another bo
T: *stomach grumbles and he begins to sniffle*
Rarity: Wait, wait, wait! Don’t cry! *looks around* I guess I don’t have a choice do I?
T: *perks up*
Rarity: *sighs* How did you learn to be so persuasive? Did I teach you that? *lies down*
T: *crawls over*
Rarity: Just be gen waHAHAAAA!
If Spike or Twiley picked up the idea & she just walked in on it sans context, sure.
“Ah, dearest? I appreciate your dedication to fatherhood, but couldn’t you feed him off the showfloor-”
“GHAAAAAAAHFTOP-FTOP-FTOP-DAT’THMA TONGUE!!”
“Oh, I told you not to use pink quartz!”
Oh I’m in full agreement! But don’t you think that image would in fact be how Rarara herself would react to Spike doing what you suggested? :P
Hey, at least that way nopone needs off-white Bandaids for their undercarriage. Plus, Kilalaverse!Spike’s overdue for a little put-upon-by-parenthood humor.
By rarity and a DRAGON
(visualizes Spike regurgitating chewed crystals bird-style)