*Im number one, youre number two
Were criminals at large, but Im at larger than you
Im number one, youre number two
I believe in equality as long as you get less than me
Im one, youre number two
You may think that youre smarter, but Im smarter-er than you
Im number one, youre number two
Youre lucky to be number two not number three
I can see by the look in your eye
You want to get a bigger piece of the pie
One day youll get your chance
But in the meantime youve got to dance monkey dance!*