Now you made Dashie mad!

@Ereiam  

@Darkmoon  
What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little filly? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wonderbolts Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on changelings, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in magical warfare and I’m the top flyer in the entire Royal Guard. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this planet, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that manure to me over the Internet? Think again, bucko. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, parasprite. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re bucking dead, foal. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the Elements of Harmony and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable flank off the face of the continent, you little dropping. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you Celestia-damn idiot. I will rainboom fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bucking dead, foaly.

@Darkmoon  
Mane Six versions here: >>98791

I said kittles are better than M&Ms

Rainbow Dash as Josuke when?  

I said do you want to go out with me? Jeez, it’s like you’re admitting you’re a lesiban…oh…

 

@Darkmoon
 
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Wonderbolts, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Nightmare Moon, and I have over 300 confirmed rainbooms.

I said you’re cute. I also said I would gladly brush your mane and tail and rub your belly.

@Darkmoon  
I read it once, but I can’t remember where. It was hilarious.
 
Repost plox anypony?

I just said that your ass is Ok. fuck, Rainbow Dash! so insecure…

Do we have an Equestria version of the Navy Seal copypasta?