LOOK AT MY PONY, MY PONY’S SATANIC, GIVE IT A LICK, MMM IT TASTES LIKE A NIGHTMARE. HAVE A STROKE ON IT’S MANE, IT TURNS INTO A KNIFE, AND THEN IT TURNS BACK AGAIN, WHEN YOU TUG ON ITS SOUL. OOH A MURDER. DO YOU LIKE IT? WELL I’D BETTER NOT TELL YOU, THAT IT’S KILLED ALL YOUR FRIENDS. ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS, THEY ARE ALL DEAD. THEY ARE DEAD, ALL OF THEM ARE. GET ON MY PONY, I’LL TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL, AND ALL THE PLACES THAT ARE WORSE. I THINK YOU’LL FIND THAT THE DEPTHS OF HELL ARE THE WORST THING TO COME ACROSS. SHUT UP WOMAN MY PONY WILL KILL YOU.
That took longer than I wanted it to.