Yep. Hipster Superman for sure.

@Pendejo  
talk about piss beer  
You just said “211” and “LoneStar” in the same sentence, amigo– “piss beer” was redundant.
 
@Ferrotter  
Ffffffffft– I had no idea it actually was a mistake from the beginning; usually when people talk about “recycled beer” they mean something completely different fairly similar.

@Background Pony #1920
 
I’ll take 211 over LoneStar
 
You wanna talk about piss beer

@Ferrotter  
XDDDDD And I thought Coors had a problem with selling trash beer. At least they never made it literal.
 
Ah, but one day Zima will make a comeback and reach out into the far depths of space!
 

 
“Zo then I zays to him, nize ztation…”

@Ferrotter
 
Anything fruity is girly
 
Soda pop started with the french adding lemon juice and honey to water  
back in the 1600’s
 
Now look at that crap

@TexasUberAlles  
The truth of Zima is just as funny. They started out with batches of beer that came out tasting so wrong they couldn’t be salvaged by blending them with better batches. They ran the defective beer through charcoal filters to get rid of all flavor and color, then added some lemon flavoring. And since “Crap we used to throw away, but now we sanitize it and add some lemon flavor” didn’t sound like it had the potential to be a big marketing success, they called it Zima instead. It still flopped, but not quite as bad, and not for the same reason. Its beerless, fruity flavor mostly earned it a reputation as a girly drink. Then guys, who normally buy more booze, wouldn’t drink it. It hung on longer than most people realize, with even more lemon flavor, as a niche drink marketed to girls who like to get drunk, but don’t like beer.

Ah, Zima– The Official Beer Of Twelve Year Olds. You could get exactly the same effect by putting a couple teaspoons of vodka in a Fresca and save yourself two 1990 dollars.

He could be dressed like a homeboy…

@Ferrotter  
“Zay you’re out looking for a beer.”
 
You just had to remind me of those damn ads.

@Kamazeustra  
Equestria is stuck in the 80s.  
In some cases, the 1880s.

Even knowing what Zima is probably qualifies as retro enough to be trendy nowadays. Of course, he just wanted some Apple Zzzider.

Maybe stuff that’s lame or played out here is cool there.

He’s just supposed to be a pretentious hipster.

The thing is, he was apparently supposed to be Equestria’s version of Anthony Bourdain. I didn’t see it.