@Background Pony #E67A  
…. I haven’t Seen or heard the theme song to Dark Wing Duck since it was on tv back in the early 90s! Even then I’ve only seen like 3 episodes at MOST. HOW did my brain read your post along with the music?

Daring Derp of mystery  
Champion of right  
Swoops out of the shadows  
Derpy owns the night  
Somewhere some villain schemes  
But his number’s up! (3, 2, 1!)
 
Darkwing Derp!  
When there’s trouble ya  
Call DW!  
Darkwing Derp!  
Let’s get dangerous  
Darkwing Derp!  
Darkwing, Darkwing Derp!
 
Cloud of smoke and she appears  
The mistress of surprise  
Who’s that bubble-butted mare  
With those masked derpy eyes?  
Nobody knows for sure  
But bad guys are outta luck (‘cause here comes)
 
Darkwing Derp!  
When there’s trouble ya  
Call DW!  
Darkwing Derp!  
Let’s get dangerous!  
Darkwing Derp!  
Better watch out, you bad boys!
 
DARKWING DERP!

The Daring Darkwing Derp!
 
Kickin’ in the groove!

“You may enjoy your muffin in peace now, Ma’am!”  
“And my purse? What did you do with my purse?”  
“Your wha-?”  
“The other thing the guy stole?”  
“Oh! Um….I’ll be right back…”

Why the Mare Do well tag?

Yo Sibsy, I heard that you like ducks! So here is Darkwing Duck! Kinda.