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Twi: …Why didn’t I think of that?
Pinkie: Because you’re a dumbass.
Twi: Thanks.
Pinkie: No, really. You are. You tried engaging a mana-leecher after pooling all the mana in the world. You literally had all the magic in the world and invested none of it in hexproofing or stealth. If you didn’t have that teleportation spell we’d all be extinct or enslaved by now. But hey, let’s engage the big scary centaur that sucks magic out of ponies regardless. That’s the SMART thing to do.
Tirek: Are you all still whining at each other? Yeesh. I’d hate to have you as prisoners; talk about a bullet dodged.
Twi: I had to face him eventually.
P: YOU had to? I’m sure Celestia and the gang learned that teleport spell on day nine of magic school or whatever. You could have bagged and tagged him by sundown!
Celestia: You wanted characters with dialogue was written by a 6th-grader to star in the show?
P: That’s actually a valid point.
Tirek: Anyone know any good phone games while I’m 5000 lightyears away? No? Fine, I’ll look myself.
Discord: The important thing is Equestria somehow makes it out of another seige attempt through the magic of friendship.
P: SCREW. YOU. That guy rolled a 3 on his speech check and you were already dongling him you manchild.
Tirek: Oh boy, Dungeon Keeper! This sounds fun!
D: We needed to teach the audience about forgiveness.
P: We taught them to bend over to strangers when they screw you over.
Tirek: Wait, WHY do I have to wait 24 hours for this section of my dungeon to finish? I am the lord of destruction- I crap better dungeons than this!
P: Whatever. You’re all idiots. I’m joining Sunset Shimmer.
C: The teleporter only works on a full moon.
P: I’m an alicorn- we’ll make this work dammit!.
Tirek: My claw cracked the screen. This is going to be a long trip through space.
Pinkie: Because you’re a dumbass.
Twi: Thanks.
Pinkie: No, really. You are. You tried engaging a mana-leecher after pooling all the mana in the world. You literally had all the magic in the world and invested none of it in hexproofing or stealth. If you didn’t have that teleportation spell we’d all be extinct or enslaved by now. But hey, let’s engage the big scary centaur that sucks magic out of ponies regardless. That’s the SMART thing to do.
Tirek: Are you all still whining at each other? Yeesh. I’d hate to have you as prisoners; talk about a bullet dodged.
Twi: I had to face him eventually.
P: YOU had to? I’m sure Celestia and the gang learned that teleport spell on day nine of magic school or whatever. You could have bagged and tagged him by sundown!
Celestia: You wanted characters with dialogue was written by a 6th-grader to star in the show?
P: That’s actually a valid point.
Tirek: Anyone know any good phone games while I’m 5000 lightyears away? No? Fine, I’ll look myself.
Discord: The important thing is Equestria somehow makes it out of another seige attempt through the magic of friendship.
P: SCREW. YOU. That guy rolled a 3 on his speech check and you were already dongling him you manchild.
Tirek: Oh boy, Dungeon Keeper! This sounds fun!
D: We needed to teach the audience about forgiveness.
P: We taught them to bend over to strangers when they screw you over.
Tirek: Wait, WHY do I have to wait 24 hours for this section of my dungeon to finish? I am the lord of destruction- I crap better dungeons than this!
P: Whatever. You’re all idiots. I’m joining Sunset Shimmer.
C: The teleporter only works on a full moon.
P: I’m an alicorn- we’ll make this work dammit!.
Tirek: My claw cracked the screen. This is going to be a long trip through space.
And engaging Tirek directly was actually a pretty good idea. Considering how little control Twilight had over her new magic, she fought on an even footing with an immortal magic leech that had the power of a chaos god, himself, and an entire nation. The longer the fight lasted, the better control over her magic she’d get, which would mean that a drawn-out fight would only improve Twilight’s likelihood of victory. She only “lost” because Tirek pulled out the hostages–and let’s be honest, if she didn’t fight him at all then he’d just pull them out anyways to make her come to him.
The correct action for her to take in this case is “don’t stop attacking so he can’t pull out the hostages”. Going in horn-a-horn against Tirek is the most certain way to beat him, considering Twilight’s current magical clumsiness.
“There’s porn of you.”
Edited because: Rule #7
Hey, Celestia enchanted the storage place of the Elements of Harmony to keep Discord out, so they exist! And, um, I’m sure they’d work better against Tirek than they did against the awesomeness that is Discord!
Yeah, there is a difference between possessing something and knowing how to control it.
Well, I hope that’s not the case. That’d suck. (Honestly, I can’t really find anything worth ‘hating’ in the finale. I know there are probably things that would bug people, but not full on hate…But that’s just me.)
goes with you three
I get the distinct impression that Beavernator didn’t like the finale. And that he may be starting to turn on the show in general. Which would be a shame.
leaves to join Pinkiecorn and Sunset Shimmer
I also don’t think she was yet capable of magics as subtle as hexproofing and such (assuming they exist and would even work against Tirek) given her lack of control.
Pegasi may extinct as well
(Which would then be slowly killing her. Unless she’s ascended to undead godhood and still looks normal.)
Pinkie was about as sarcastic and cynical as Dr. Venture XD
Yeah, that leaves a good portion of Equestria’s population in a comatose state…Thanks Pinkie.
whoa, Beavernator, that after dialogue was harsh. I don’t think stealth or anything like that would have made much of a difference. Tirek could take blasts head on at that stage and get back up.