@Background Pony #DC9F  
The subtle art of sarcasm continues its long, slow crawl to the grave, I see.

>his girlfriend
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@81DA
 
There are no indications Dragon’s do not bathe.
 
To the contrary, it would seem they use lava baths for this purpose.

“True Self”?

Spike clearly doesn’t identify as a “real dragon.” He bathes, after all.

and my head cannon is that dragon urine is a powerful pony aphrodisiac and that Spike loaths Urolagnia with a passion (water sports)

Would be nice to see an episode in the show between Celestia and Spike where there are flashbacks of Spike coming to terms with the fact he’s not a pony. He wants to play with other ponies in the castle grounds, but he gets rejected.
 
Celestia acts in a motherly position to help him understand that it’s not bad to be different, and Twilight is different with her magic being stronger than regular unicorns. This helps to show the bond the two form as something more than what would be perceived as a worker and their overseer.

lel

@Prof.NightJack  
Yeah, but SaYS kind of showed that he still wants to be some kind of dragon.

@The Smiling Pony  
Twixie will never happen.
 
Ohgodimsorrypleaseitwasjustajokestahp

Didn’t he kind of say he was more a pony in Dragon Quest and Rarity(and the others) where kind of happy about it?

“His girlfried”
 
Keep dreaming, kiddo.

I actually kinda like this one, it would explain a lot… He WAS raised by Twilight after all…

SEE!! SEE!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BRING A FILTHY LIZRD INTO A GOOD CLEAN PONY HOME!  
THEY GET CONFUSED!  
SAY NO TO INTER-SPECIES REARING!!! SUPPORT THE SEPARATION OF SCALES, SKIN AND FUR!!!

I could try to PTSD Spike, but yea. It’s not too crazy.

Okay, that’s not so crazy.