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Did this because of an awesome conversation with DraconianSoul and in the spirit of prom and the all of its afterparties (also because of the JanAnimations Bar Buddies reference I made in my last drawing). I don’t drink and I don’t think I ever will (at least not to the point where I don’t know what’s going on) but I have witnessed tipsy and drunk people and I think it’s something that’s more fun to watch rather than experience lol. Could be wrong but I like knowing what I’m doing at all times XD
Anyways, here’s Claire on her 21st birthday, wanting to try a drink. Spike was out and Rarity wasn’t sure if she wanted to be around a drunk dragon-pony hybrid so she asked Illusion if he’d take her out and so he did. For some reason I feel like Claire would be a lightweight lol (she looks WRECKED)
Other than what I wrote, what do you think she’d say?
Did this because of an awesome conversation with DraconianSoul and in the spirit of prom and the all of its afterparties (also because of the JanAnimations Bar Buddies reference I made in my last drawing). I don’t drink and I don’t think I ever will (at least not to the point where I don’t know what’s going on) but I have witnessed tipsy and drunk people and I think it’s something that’s more fun to watch rather than experience lol. Could be wrong but I like knowing what I’m doing at all times XD
Anyways, here’s Claire on her 21st birthday, wanting to try a drink. Spike was out and Rarity wasn’t sure if she wanted to be around a drunk dragon-pony hybrid so she asked Illusion if he’d take her out and so he did. For some reason I feel like Claire would be a lightweight lol (she looks WRECKED)
Other than what I wrote, what do you think she’d say?
Well, at least it’s better than how Family Guy thinks that a pig-frog offspring (Kermit and Piggy) looks like it came from The Fly.
Given her appearance, I’d just stick with calling her a kirin
No, that’s the tiger/goat/snake thing that Applejack and Applebloom fought.
Chimera?
What would you even call this new species? Dragonicornequus?
And then Claire and Illusion will just look at each other and shrug. “It doesn’t matter, honey.”
Misconception or cleverly placed placebo?
Just saying, it is a common misconception that the Placebo Effect is ’reliable.
-Lumino
33% of the human population is over 2.3 billion people. So yeah, anyone you know might get shitfaced by bitter, yellow drinks. Looks like Clarity is one of those 33%.
It requires them to be part of the 33% of the human population that is a Placebo Responder. The majority of people do not respond to placebos, even if they honestly believe they will work.
-Lumino
clarity:I’m not drunk{hic}
Claire: I-I’m not drunk, I just have a speech impediment. (pukes on countertop) And a stomach virus. (falls to the floor) And an inner ear infection.
(sorry, couldn’t resist a good quote)
People actually can get “drunk” off non-alcoholic stuff as long as they believe it to be the real thing. And they also immediately sober up once someone points this out. Google it.
That would be the reference, yes
Like in Family Guy?
“I, uh, actually haven’t moved since we got here. And now you’re drooling. Classy, real classy. Mama Rarity would be so proud.”
Why are you drag- Why are we in here?
It’s rude to the… other people.
Illusion: You’re drunk.
Clarity: You’re sexy.
THIS IS INCORRECT.
Thinking about your own parent’s having sex to conceive you is traumatic in general. It’s simply more funny when it comes to these two. I mean Illusion is a hybrid of a hybrid.
The Realization your parents had to have sex for you to exist. possibly traumatic to comprehend. idiotic to fixate on.
(one booze-boosted gout of fire later)
“What did we learn, Crystal?”
“Don’t drink and burn…”