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So is that a “No” on the Ponka or… Okay.
fires arrow
NO! FUCK YOU!
fires another arrow
FUCK YOU!
I’m not giving you a-
I’m not touching your w-
jerks head angrily towards background band
Stop the chilled out groove!
Geez!
You come in here tellin’ me you got a wee-wee weapon
It’s not cool, I’m not gonna touch it, I’m not gonna s-
No!
You’re in Raccoon City, it’s a zombie abyss
It’s dangerous to go alone, take-
Faustdammit, Old man!
Hold on a minute, Dirty Bit!
OH MY FAUST!
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I gotta warp outta here, Princess
LunaZelda awaits, I gotta save her fromSombraGanondorf before it gets too late.But, hang on; I don’t know where the heck I am!
Don’t be that way bitch let me introduce you
To my three best friends Mrs. Jacks and the Applejuice Crew
If you see the Princess Twilight, well you know you’re gonna grab her
So why don’t you try to come grab my Pinkie (poneaber?)
Well, that’s really kind of-GAH!
It’s just that Pinkie girl!
Look, I know I am a brony, but I’m not into her!
This is a place you can’t survive with just your pones and your wits
It’s dangerous to go alone, take this
Old man, is that you?
Hold on a minute, Dirty Bit!
That. Was. Weird, but whatever there is no time to lose
I gotta warp right now to Zelda in this chilled out groove
Wait, this isn’t Ganon’s lair, I’m in Liberty City
This place looks just like Philadelphia but even more shitty
I’m at the corner of Dead Cop and Prostitute Junction
Something in my Ocarina must have gone and malfunctioned
I gotta fix it quickly there is justice to do
Yes, I can’t lie, I have painted my Pinkie
Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean
Wait a minute Zealiad, don’t leave the cave, where do you think you’re going?
This is a great chance to fondle a pony that you’re blowing
i can always count on you for help and friendly advice.
though i’ve never seen a sword of quite that shape or size.
OH GOD! thats not a sword its Pinkie in disguise.
Hey, what’s up Captain L?
Hold on a minute, Background Pony!
Been on the force o’ good since 1983, old school
I’m bringin’ you a laid-back summertime jam