“THERE CAN BE ONLY OOOOONNEE!!”

there are many mares in ponyville,but i only have ‘eye’ for you

Rainbow Scout:  
You just got dominated, Applesmack, alright let’s do this!  
I don’t usually kill you this fast.  
Yeah, next time, try two eyes!  
Blow that up, cyclops!  
The best mare won, ya bomb-throwing drunk!  
Your clock just got cleaned, rummy!  
Depth perception, pal. Look into it.  
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Derpy Soldier:  
Dominated, you one-eyed apple farmer.  
Consider yourself dominated, you drunk, one-eyed muffin!  
Dominated, you apple bucking drunk.  
I love your death, cyclops; your death is sweet to me like love is sweet.  
Your acres are not a real land; you are a farmer with a dress.  
You’re like the Cyclops of Greek myth; except you are a farmer, and I hate you!  
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Pinkie Pie Engineer:  
I wish you could see how bad I’m kicking your tail.  
Drunk on the battlefield isn’t any way to be, Applejack.  
Dominated, eyepatch!  
That catch your eye, Applejack?  
The hoof is quicker than the eye!  
Gotcha, eyehole.  
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Fluttershy Sniper:  
Take that, you one-eyed drunk!  
Tagged you, you wobbling farmer!  
Ace reflexes, ya bomb-chucking waste of good cider!  
You’ve been killed by the best, cyclops!  
Gotcha, you bomb-lobbing clopper!  
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Rarity Spy:  
‘Kaboom’, indeed, you drunken wretch!  
How’s that bottle of cider now?  
Don’t feel bad; you did a fine job tossing your little balls around!  
The Orange Honest Cyclops – now extinct!  
I’ve merely finished what your liver started!  
Here’s what I have that you don’t: a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!

Hurt Locher, Snapped Pupil… Wait, she’s still got a cosmetic slot free.

I had me good eye on ye the whole time!

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE…
 

 

 
 
EYE.