Interested in advertising on Derpibooru? Click here for information!
My Little Ties crafts shop

Help fund the $15 daily operational cost of Derpibooru - support us financially!

Description

I don’t even know.

safe2288592 artist:silver1kunai251 spitfire16154 pegasus546997 pony1718505 g42129627 blushing295115 cheek bulge712 eating14676 eyes closed149979 female1920224 full mouth153 herbivore3160 hoof hold14688 jalapeno4 jalapeño14 mare818708 nose wrinkle4213 pepper273 puffy cheeks5397 simple background648390 solo1508938 stuffing1932 sweat43931 sweatdrop7595 this will end in diarrhea62 this will end in tears4562 white background180632

Comments

Syntax quick reference: **bold** *italic* ||hide text|| `code` __underline__ ~~strike~~ ^sup^ ~sub~

Detailed syntax guide

Background Pony #9F87
The jalapenos are harmless compared to trinidad moruga scorpion and the carolina reaper.
Antonyourknee
Non-Fungible Trixie -
My Little Pony - 1992 Edition
Wallet After Summer Sale -

A waste of biomatter
Soarin:Hey spits I bet if I can “soar(fly well)in”the worst weather you give me in the flight weather simulator, you eat gotta eat an entire jar of jalapeños and “spit fire”.  
Spitfire:“Well normally I wouldn’t go down to your “unpunny” level but since you made fun of my name I’m gonna take that bet if only to get a chuckle when you collide with a thundercloud.”  
(Later) spitfire:How…how did…you I …I gave you mock five winds speeds and you-  
Soarin: Was wearing my lucky underwear now here’s that jar juuust for you, I even opened the lid.  
Spitfire:…I’ll get you for this pie boy(takes jar) Ahhhhhhh-  
Soarin:oh wait wait!let me get a camera,fleet foot would wanna see this.