@Agent Tasmania  
I assume that if your smaller time moves relatively faster for you.That’s my explanation. Magical world,Magical horse, physics not withstanding!

@Antonyourknee  
Playing with ‘Talking is a Free Action’, eh?

@Antonyourknee  

“Flash Sentry! You have to fly up to the captain and get him to stop trotting in this direction or he’ll step on our collective flanks( and it has to be you,since we all know lead wings over there can’t fly.)…flash…flash are you even lis~~”  
“It’s funny sir”  
“Huh?!”  
“The Capt. Said once after I started relations with his little sister if I ever got out of line he crush me down so hard I be a stain on the pavement.”  
“Bu-but what does that have to~~”  
“Well this morning I forgot to return one of princess Twilights spell books that I had wanted to look at,and right now she’s probably overreacting in her library thinking I’ve lost it or something and I’m also pretty sure that spell book miscasted when I put in my saddle bag this morning hoping I could return on patrol.I thinks the when the spell activated, the area of effect spread to you too and that’s the reason were all so small and about to be crushed under the might hooves of our valiant commanding officer.Its all so ironic…I think”  
“….Well it isn’t ironic to me, I always return my library books on time!”  
“Yes but what you do or have done doesn’t matter,your just a background pony”  
“Eh mates,does it seem like the Cap’t hoof has just been staying up there for the last minute or-wait! Now it’s getting clo-  
(SMASH)!!!!

I just noticed Flash has a wingboner… and is blushing.  
Can’t say I blame him really, especially with a nice, big ol’ stallion with nice hooves like Shining Armor ^^
 
@Antonyourknee  
UNF!

“So Shiny what do you think of Twilights new coltfriend?”  
“You mean Flash sentry?Well he’s a good stallion and I trust him but to make sure he doesn’t get in over his head I told him that if he ever got out of line I’d crush him down so hard he’d end up a stain on the pavement…”  
“Woah that’s a little harsh don’t ya think”  
“Mabey but I know he would never do anything to-…weird I think I just stepped on a bunch of bugs or something?