‘…Um what are you suppo~~”  
“ Hello there blue dog thing ,my name is Tom,Tom Anon and I couldn’t help notice that you appear to have food, could I purchase some of that food in a payment of some cool looking rocks I found and a caterpillar?”  
“Wha-NO,first off I am the GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE LULAMOON,second I am not a dog,idiot. I’m a pony and my coat is a perfect Cerulean ,not blue! And third unless you know how to fix Trixie’s stupid wheel or have a big fat bag full of cold bits right now your not getting any of Trixie’s grub …and also what the hay are you anyway?  
“oh well im a Human, im not from around here and I don’t know if I have any bits you want, but I do think I could fix your wheel in exchange for some food eh?”  
“…aright human,you can try to repair Trixie’s wheel and then maybe she give you some hay but you have better do a good job or Trixie will turn you into a newt!”  
“really?”  
“Yes!”  
“…I cant eat hay actually.”  
“Well too bad cause hay is all Trixie has lef~~ (get kicked in the stomach with such force as to be rendered unconscious)Gggahaha…”  
(wakes up later to find out she has been reduced of all her money, food,tomes ,and various other posseions)  
“…well then “tohm aynon” you better find a way to get to the moon cause when THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE finds you ,Ill make you wish your tiny brain never found a way walk so that a certain cerulean blue coated pony would never stick your own freakishly tall legs up your plot hole!  
And so begins Trixie’s quest to find the anon that stole her stuff.