PO PI PO PO PO PO PI PO PO PO PO PO PI PI PO 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640…

Oh, and it says “Future Vegetable 100” above the bottles and “apple juice” on them.

Oh, and it translates to “Purchase Applejack’s delicious apple juice! Delicious and highly nutricious”

@dragonSpike  
First, there are no alphabets used for Japanese, those are two syllabaries and one logographic system, so three scripts in total.
 
Second, the three scripts are meant to be used simultaneously, so they do not constitute separate written languages, unlike, say, bokmål and nynorsk in Norwegian.
 
Third, where did you get the number 7 from? There’s either two or three basic dialect branches (Eastern, Western and Hachijō; the latter is sometimes included in Eastern) or hundreds of smaller dialects. The six or so Ryukyuan languages are languages in their own right./weeaboo nitpicking
 
To me this looks like perfectly standard Japanese, just with incorrect vertical input: the rows go from left to right instead of right-to-left, and the ー is horizontal rather than vertical.

^Maybe it’s not the official dialect? THey have like seven different dialects for their four different alphabets and they even write in them, making for a total of twenty eight written languages.

I’m Japanese but I can’t read this text.

SUUUPA APPERU JYUUSU GA DAISUKIIII~