@Ping_chan  
I Know, Right!?

@Crawfishness  
The comments section is like, half of the attraction here, the other half being ponies.

It would be the butt of every joke it tried to make anyway.
 
@Radiation Alpha  
I’m comming to hell with you.

This comment section…

@PonyPon
 
Insert the device in there. Maybe then, we can understand what it’s saying.

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@Number1pegasus  
Get the translator. GOD DAMMIT! I SAID GET THE TRANSLATOR!

@PonyPon  
It’s a butt. What did you expect?

@Gundlach  

@Gundlach  
It SPEAKS!

@PonyPon  
It might not SMELL good, but it’s gonna say something, I think.

@PonyPon  
*brrt*

the blog isn’t about her butt?

Geez what a slut

@Number1pegasus  
presses device onto her rear

That’s good, butts only talk shit anyways  
Don’t worry, I already have plans to kill myself

@PonyPon  
I think we’re getting something? Put the Mic a little closer.

You mean it doesn’t already?

Nonsense!
 
holds up microphone