YOOOO, POOOONE!!!
 
♪She’ll fight for friendship  
Wherever there’s trouble  
My Little Pony’s there♪
 
♪My Little Poooooooony (A Real Equestrian Hero)  
My Little Pony’s there♪
 
♪It’s My Little Pony against Chrysalis, the enemy  
Fighting to save the day  
She never gives up, she’s always there  
Fighting for friendship over land and air♪
 
♪My Little Poooooooony (A Real Equestrian Hero)  
My Little Pony’s there♪
 
“My Little Pony” is the codename for Equestria’s daring, highly-trained special mission force. Its purpose – to defend pony freedom against the Changelings, a ruthless insectoid species determined to rule the world.
 
♪She never gives up  
She’ll stay ‘till the fight’s won  
My Little Pony’ll dare♪
 
♪My Little Poooooooony (A Real Equestrian Hero)  
MYYYYY LITTLE POOOOOOOONY♪

Sweetie Bot: I’m a computer, stop all the downloading!

Porkchop Sandwiches!  
OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!  
FUCK WE’RE ALL DEAD!  
GET THE FUCK OUT!

It loses some of the flavor when Snow Job, Lift Ticket, Gung-Ho, Blowtorch, Cover Girl, Airwave, and Shipwreck are all perfectly normal names in Equestria.

Give her the scepter.  
DON’T give her the scepter.  
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!  

G.I. Doughnut Joe!