PINKIE YESSSS!!!!

P I N K I E N O!!!

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PP: First question: can I eat you?  
TS: No Pinkie, you can’t eat us!  
PP: What if I gave you a hat?  
R: If you eat us, we will die!  
PP: Second question: why are you candy?  
TS: I…eh did a spell Princess Celestia sent me…  
PP: She does has some funny spells.  
RD: That’s what I said!  
AJ: So… Are you goin’ to help us?  
PP: Yeahhh….. But how do I–?  
FS: EEEP! PUT ME DOWN! ^{_{If that’s ok with you.}}  
PP: Sorry, Sorry! Accident! You look really good. WAIT! Maybe science has the answer! **pulls out a chalkboard and starts writing things** If my calculations are correct, the only thing that can reverse unicorn magic is a high dosage of potassium and sodium chloride commonly found in… Stomach acids. Oh my Celestia, girls… GET IN MY MOUTH!  
TS: STOP TRYING TO EAT US!  
PP: **knocks chalkboard over**  
Spike: Hey. That’s candy. Can I have some?  
PP: Fine.  
RD: SPIKE NO! IT’S US!  
Spike: OH. Twilight and the girls are candy.  
PP: Yep.  
SP: Did you do another of Celestia’s spells?  
TS: Yessss…  
PP: And they won’t let me eat them.  
SP: What? Did you offer them a hat?  
PP: Yes!  
SP: Weird.  
FS: Girls! We really would like to stop being candy ^{_{I guess}}.  
SP: Hey. What if Princess Celestia is trying to teach you a lesson about friendship?  
PP: Mmmm. Maybe you need to learn a life lesson.  
R: Ok. Like what?  
SP: Well, you’re not very generous.  
PP: Yeah. If you know, a generous friend would let me HAVE SOME CANDY!  
AJ: THE CANDY IS YER FRIENDS!  
PP: YOU’RE A LIAR!  
SP: Hold on! I’ve got it.  
….  
SP: Perfect!  
TS: Yeah, you just put googly eyes on us.  
SP: Well, you look more like you used to.  
PP: Oh! Girls! You’re back!  
R: No! Still candy.  
PP: Wow…  
RD: Any more bright ideas?  
PP: **Holds up a packet**  
….  
TS: Now we’re covered in sour powder and still candy!  
SP: Ok, ok, ok. I got this.  
….  
RD: Now we just have hats on.  
PP: You look good though.  
R: I feel good.  
PP: Good enough to eat?  
TS,RD,R,AJ,FS: NO!  
PP: **knocks chalkboard over**  
TS: Look, do you guys actually know how to turn us back into ponies?  
PP, SP: No…  
PP: Is that what we were doing?  
TS: Great… We’ll just keep on being candy…  
SUDDEN FLASH OF LIGHT  
Princess Celestia: YES! IT IS ME! Er. **turns to face everyone** Dammit! YES! IT IS ME! YOUR TEACHER WHO SENT YOU THAT SPELL TO TURN YOUR FRIENDS INTO CANDY! AND IF YOU EVER WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN, YOU MUST ANSWER ME THESE RIDDLES THREE! NUMBER ONE– **Gets decked in the schnoz by Pinkie Pie** AAUGH. Shit!  
POOF  
AJ: We’re back!  
SP: Oh hey girls!  
PP: Hey girls! (where’d the candy go?)  
TS: How’d the **spits out some sour powder** How’d you know that punching the princess would bring us back?  
PP: What? No. I just really hate Princess Celestia.  
SP: She does have some funny spells.  
RD: That’s what I said!  
PP: Ha ha! Hoof bump! Ugh.  
AJ: WHERE’S MAH ARM?  
PP: I had like one bite…  
AJ: AAAAAUGGGGGGGGHHHH!!

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I imagine Pinkie has more self control