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Background Pony #64E8
  1. Christianity isn’t unchanging.  
  2. Jesus preached for equality and charity. That doesn’t make him a “communist”. Also, it’s loaves and fishes.  
  3. Saying all men are created equal doesn’t mean differences are worthless.
Background Pony #64E8
*Hearth’s Warning Eve  
*maternal love and nurturing
 
 
  1. Hasn’t “Dragon Quest” taught you that your race is not “who you are”?  
  2. Molestia and the Iraq War can hardly be attributed to Celestia or Jesus, respectively.  
  3. You do know that seasons happen in a linear timeline, right? The summer of 2012 follows the summer of 2011, and precedes the summer of 2013. We don’t keep looping back to the same winter.  
  4. “[I]mpossiblr cause”? Nero, Cæsar and the Roman Empire aren’t in power any more.  
  5. Hearth’s Warming Eve has nothing to do with seasons; it’s the day Equestria was founded.  
  6. The Running of the Leaves isn’t a “celebration”. It is a necessary part of nature that ponies have made into a competition.  
  7. Christianity isn’t a dead religion. Also, of course MLP is “living”. It’s much, much younger. Give it two millennia and then we’ll talk.  
  8. I don’t think you know what a “death cult” is.  
  9. Equestria doesn’t have a caste system.  
  10. Um, who says Celestia only cares about ponies? Also, “racially closest”? What does that even mean for an ailecorn, who belongs to all three races?  
  11. What’s wrong with fighting the power? If the government is corrupt, it is the right of the people to alter or abolish it, and institute a new government to protect our unalienable rights.  
  12. Does Celestia not believe ponies are born? Did Jesus not believe people died?  
  13. We know nothing about the possibility of a pony afterlife. It’s entirely possible that Hades exists, as Cerberus and Tartarus do.
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Ruler of Sheep
@Ripple_Shine  
if God exists he has the best sense of humor or none because being all knowing takes the entertainment out of everything
Ripple_Shine
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

>Humorless Prig  
Oh, come on! You can’t possibly look at the world and tell me that, if it is the product of an all-knowing, all-powerful being, that he/she/they/it doesn’t at least have a very sick, twisted sense of humor!
 
I’m not trying to start anything, by the way; I personally don’t believe that the Abrahamic god exists and I don’t care if someone else does, I’m just looking at the possibility of him existing in a George Carlin-esque sense.
Lord Niggertron
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Well this isn’t a shitstorm. This isn’t a shitstorm at all.  
Here I’ll start. Ahem.  
UR A STUPID JEWASSNIIGGER AND YOUR WRONG AND YOU’RE USERNAME IS STUPID AND JEWISH LIKE YOU!
Sjogre
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Is this trolling, or is this a joke that fell flat? It doesn’t feel provocative enough to be trolling, it isn’t outrageous enough to be a joke, and the logic is bullshit on both sides.
ThatGuyImpious
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

Jesus was a wonderful man, but the end result of the religon he created is kind of appalling. The Bible Belt needs to be firebombed.
 
I’ll gladly follow his teachings of love, tolerance, and respect, but I won’t call myself a Christian. Too much blood has been spilled “in the name of God” for me to ever respect that religion.
 
>Founder preaches pacifism and love
 
>followers murder those who don’t think like they do