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Great work team! I love it when a plan comes together!
We should celebra-WAIT COCK SLAP WHAT!? No no no no no! NO NO NO! NO I REFUSE NO! HEEELL NO NO! JUST NO! NNNOPE NOPE NO NO! Eh eh no no NO! NEVER JUST NO…
No one I mean nobody’s is cock slapping anyone. Its just wrong and weird (no offence). Now please lets not speak of that again thank you very much.
Well you you need to kick Steve’s ass and cock slap him for putting you through that.
also we stopped the fighting haha
“Sight” next time, try bringing more weapons next time and a gundam for extra more damage.
Jesus just by listening to your story you should hear my crazy adventure. My angel friend Steve of mine from heaven was a satan hater (like all angels). He was such an satan hater he just randomly walk right in to hell and said “HEY SATAN! Satan:Wha- Steve:FUCK YOUUUUUUU!
Satan just zap him and he stuck in hell AND I HAD TO SAVE HIS STUPID ASS!
So I went to explain to satan that my friend was special and kindly ask him to give him back and he did. BUT WOP DE DO HERE COMES STEVE MAKING MORE TROUBLE FOR ME!
Steve: Fuck u Satan! While you were busy talking I was taking a dump on your bed you dick! Does a fuck finger
Me: I hate my life. Many fighting, kill kill… So I somehow was able to cut off his head and I told Steve that we’re never ever gonna speak about this again.
When we got back to heaven Steve randomly screams: Steve: HEY CHECK OUR SOUVENIR bring out and shows Satan’s head to everyone ARCHANGEL JUST CUT OFF SATAN HEAD HE’S WAY MORE BADASS THEN YOU GUYS AH!! Swag!
Archangel: Oh god why me!?
Fairly hard, considering I had delved well over 600 miles into hell, I almost collapsed.
Besides,as hard as my erection was from what rarity said shed do to me after I save her, my legs wouldn’t have been nearly as effective.
SO!! USE YOUR LEGS! HOW HARD CAN IT BE!?
WAIT WHAT!! COCKSLAP-EVERYONE STAY AWAY FROM PATCHWORK HANDCOCK!! HE VIOLATES YOU WITH HIS THING!!! Locks doors grab shotgun
WHY IN THE NINE HELLS WOULD YOU DO THAT!!??
He deserved it. Besides my guns ran dry of ammo, my knifes blade went dull and my hands were broken.
retches WHY?!!
And even stranger techniques for fighting. I knocked Satan out by cockslapping him.
You have strange friends.
. . . . that was the friend I went to save.
Well…That’s a better reason to charge through hell then Doomguy’s.
. . . . i kinda tore hell a new asshole when I ran through it saving my old squadmates from eternal damnation.
Yeah he didn’t quite like the fact i handed him his own ass just to prove I have a pair big brass danglers bigger than his.
No way it won’t be the same. We prefer the actual Sunset shimmer herself. Parallel universe Sunset Shimmers on the other hand are not so bad but I prefer the real sunset shimmer and the rest can have clones.
…Wait. You fought Satan? What did you do to piss him off like that?
@Archangel ( calling them both up on the SAT COMS I gave them on our triple date. ) alright guys, both of you work together and fend off the jackasses. I got both of your sunsets with me and rarity. My house has survived an invasion Satan himself so these other idiots won’t be able to take them.
I don’t know, but Outback didn’t take much to bribe. I had no idea SeraphimDawn was such a cheapskate.
Wait you did? Oh okay :D we’re friends again! And do you how annoying it is to always catch bullets so easily from lousy sniper. Seriously! Who the hell hired these guys!?
Have you fellows ever considered using a cloning machine?
Left you there to die? You got hit by a sniper round.
And I pushed the sniper off a cliff. I thought that you’d appreciate that.