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Ponies don’t have butts, they have plots. Do you even fandom? Still, tag added for
GREAT JUSTICEposteriority.So when’s the “butt pillow” tag?
Best pillow.
**sigh ** Alright, you win. Continue with your “experiment”.
hmm hmm hmm
heh heh heh
equips detonator and squeezes the trigger
Testicular destruction is a risk I’m drunk enough to take. For humanity. FOR SCIENCE!
How will I know you won’t get your balls destroyed by a pony butt’s legs? Last I checked, a pony’s butt still has the hind legs, and they can still feel them and move them ( of course, since I got my information from a rather
unreliabletrustworthy source…).And philistines? * scoffs* I never even heard of those guys. Plus, I don’t tell anyone to stop trying to, well… do anything. I just blow crap up!
I have proper equipment! I’ve got a clipboard and a lab coat and everything! I even put on my serious glasses.
Honestly, you’re just like those philistines who told me to stop trying to breed brown recluses the size of house cats.
Two words: safety reasons.
It’s like trying to defuse a bomb without an EOD suit. If you go around performing these, er… “experiments” on these butts, you may never know whether which one may carry an infection or kick you in the nuts. Or both.
And, quite frankly, I don’t trust anyone like you to go around performing unauthorized experiments on ponies, especially their hindquarters, without the, uh… “proper” equipment.
Because this is for science, and frankly I’m hurt that you’d accuse me of doing this for perverse reasons, just because I’d be doing the entire experiment without pants on.
Have you no respect for the scientific method? How can anyone do proper science with pants on I ask you?!
Now, these experiments will be dangerous, which is why I feel that I should be the one to test each and every pony butt for its exact comfort level. I assure this is only in the interest of safety and scientific study and for absolutely no other reason at all.
I’m usually all about doing things involving butts though.
Yeah, but that’s really hard to do on a motorcycle. Luna keeps squirming around and throwing off my balance.
Not as good as using an actual butt to rest your head on.
Luna butt probably makes a comfy pillow.
But its about the modular magic, it says modular right at the start.
Besides that “modular magic” nonsense.