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Big Macintosh is a terrible person.
 
Answers available here:  
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/51276874/eqf/answers.txt

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MrSoup678

Danmaku beginner
  1. ERROR.DIVISION BY ZERO.  
  2. ERROR.DIVISION BY ZERO.  
    3a. ERROR.INDETERMINATE FORM (0/0) DETECTED.  
    3b. Weight of 18 sandwiches.
     
    Conclusion:  
    FAT LONE NERD.
     
    based on:
     
    4a. ERROR. CANNOT PULL FROM INVALID FIELD 3A.  
    4b. 0  
    4c. See 3b.
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zeldazackman

I swear I laughed so hard, I heard glass breaking somewhere around question two if only to provide a better ambiance to the sadness that is twilight XD
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greyOne
Daring Do Dakimakura - Attended a Derpibooru panel at a MLP convention

I posted an answer key in the description, including Jeywelbaker’s Theorem.  
(The formula for weight gained per sandwich).
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JustSomeLurker

  1. Undefined, as she has 6 sandwiches, but has zero friends to split them between, such that:
     
    6/0.
     
  2. Again, undefined, since she has zero friends to split the 18 sandwiches between, meaning that each of her non existent friends gets
     
    18/0 = undefined.
     
    3a) Since she ate all of the sandwiches prior to giving them to her nonexistent friends, none of her zero friends would get any of the sandwiches, so the answer is zero sandwiches for each friend (or undefined, if the 0 sandwiches are split between her friends).
     
    3b) Twilight sparkle puts on weight equivalent to 18 sandwiches, minus the energy used to break them down and utilize them in the body.
     
    4a) The average number of sandwiches for each friend would either be zero or undefined, since she needs to split them between 0 friends.
     
    4b) Since her number of friends did not change, her average friend number would remain zero.
     
    4c) Should her pattern of making sandwiches for her friends continue, her weight will increase at a rate of
     
    (sandwiches*(number of times she makes them)) - (sum of biological processes),
     
    as her friends will never help her eat any of them, since she has none.
     
 
…I should get back to working on real homework.
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Gundlach
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

@greyOne  
What?  
1: Twilight has no friends, therefor, no sandwiches are handed out.  
2: Same as 2  
3a: No sandwiches; non get handed out.  
3b: Not enough information.  
4a: All were 0.  
4b: Still 0.  
4c: Again with the lack of information.
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Gundlach
The End wasn't The End - Found a new home after the great exodus of 2012

1: 0  
2: 0  
3:  
a)0  
b) insignificant information  
4:  
a)average of 0, since her no friends are present  
b) same as 4a  
c) increased weight  
  •  
    Yeah…I just did that instead of my Psychology, Information Literacy, and Social Issues and Technology homework. -_-
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