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“Relax, it’s just a toy”? I don’t think you quite grasp the figures involved.
If Hasbro made any effort whatsoever to make their toys more accurate, their sales would increase very dramatically.
We’re commenting on the idiocy of a corporation for losing out on quite a lot of cash that they COULD have had by making minimal, non-invasive changes that would not have cost them a penny more to enact. I honestly don’t think you’ve read any of the comments here, sparky.
“Hot Dog! These Princess Cadence dolls sold great! Lets shorten this season to half the episodes to cut costs and make another princess. Who’s the main character?”
“Excuse me sir?! Don’t you even watch the show? Its Twilight Sparkle.”
“You think I actually watch the show? Me and my friends at the money factory-uh I mean toy designers just read the cliff notes. Make her a princess.”
“But…the whole show is about equality. How are you going to-?”
“I got it. Remember that old script Magical Mystery Cure written in 2011? Lets merge it with the script for Princess Coronation.”
“But that second script was scrapped because it was terrible! And we only had two good songs for the first script! We wanted to ease Twilight into the idea of becoming Celestia’s successor, and eventually have her decide to give it up so she wouldn’t outlive her friends. We didn’t want to make her the 4th princess or something, she’ll be the elephant in the room everywhere and make everyone she goes and make everyone else look inferior.”
“Screw that noise. Make it happen.”
“But sir, won’t we need 14 episodes to do all that in one season finale?”
“Nope. 13 episodes and that’s that. Make it a musical or something to cut normally required scenes into montages. They’ll eat it up.”
“Y-yes sir.”
“Oh, and make sure to make an 70 minute theatrical release movie with all humans. I want to double the toy releases.”
“A 70 minute?…humans!?…we won’t even have time to get the script in for editing! The plot holes will be enormous! At best we might only make one catchy song!”
“Is that my problem? Hop to it!”
THIS SO MUCH.
It would benefit them GREATLY to just take one little look at the show and make it as they sees it!
You’d think it would have sunk in already, considering that their sales went up dramatically after changing the Celestia toys to white…
Shouldn’t we all write them a letter telling them to get their fucking shit together? Stop wasting so much goddamn plastic!
Same. It’s like they think kids are colorblind. My niece even commented on the fugly orange crown on the Luna in my display cabinet.
A-fucking-men to that. The toy designers and execs are completely separated from reality
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Sometimes I truly question the sanity of Hasbro toy designers, execs, etc.
They look more teal-ish to me, but either way, they’re terrible.
Like…WHY?? That’s what I do not fucking understand. WHY CAN THE WINGS NOT JUST BE THE CORRECT FUCKING COLOR???
Cadance: “Hey!…Oh, who am I kidding, it’s true.”
Glances at résumé
Hmm… It says here that you talk, sing, twinkle and move. That’s quiet an impressive repertoire of skills, Ms. Sparkle. Maybe you do have what it takes to be a viable asset to our company.
Wow
So wings
Such twinkle