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The Smiling Pony
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@Deserter  
First off, there’s no mention that there was a split. This thing takes place in some sort of polygamous society
 
Second and ignoring that as you have, sexuality can have fuck all to do with people leaving a partner. Long time couples generally don’t split just because they have a sexual urge to satisfy, they split because they no longer work together. This is the land of FiM where it’s pretty much assumed every character is bi by default; it shouldn’t have mattered at all that the guy was paired with another guy any more than with another girl, yet you chose to focus on that.
 
And third, I imagine you’re annoyed rather often, as I’m pretty sure a whole lot of people know better than you about what you’re talking about.
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@The Smiling Pony  
No, it’s just annoys when some drunkwad believes he knows better than me what I’m talking about.  
I never said bisexuals are bullshit, I just said that I think the idea of a married couple splitting after being married a long time because one partner went gay without any reason whatsover is bullshit.  
Now if you’ll excuse me, I should be studying math since an hour ago.
Background Pony #9617
@Archonix  
You’re reading it wrong if you think I’m actually trying to steer your creative course. I’m just saying that ‘verse isn’t my thing.
 
I seem to have allowed bias to appear in my remark concerning your ‘creative real-estate’. I apologize for that.
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@Deserter  
Holy fucking shit, could you possibly be any more of an obnoxious twat? Magic 8-ball says “No”.
 
Your every comment here has been needlessly aggressive and condescending. Are Twilight’s parents your OTP or something?
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@Background Pony  
In terms of art, I’ve put more effort into two pictures based on Guiding Light than the entirety of this ‘verse. I’ve also written more words that aren’t related to this ’verse than are.
 
And just who the fucking hell are you to think you can dictate where my creative endeavours are aimed?
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Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.

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@Deserter  
And yet that exact same thing happens all the time in “the real world”,
 
Nevermind that you’re degrading two people being a couple down to a simple matter of “wanting a cock up the ass”; because clearly, what type of uglies are bumping is all that matters.
Background Pony #9617
@Deserter  
What I’m saying is, he isn’t leaving his wife - that male pony is probably of the same herd he and his wife belong to.
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@Deserter  
Well, the story takes place in the Leroverse, where ponies live in herds made of up males and females. It makes sense in terms of the universe the story is based in.
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@The Smiling Pony  
I’m saying that the idea that a guy that’s been married for 20-something years just leaving his wife to take a dick up the ass is bullshit.  
Stop putting words in my mouth.
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@Deserter  
What makes it tragic is that Archonix is actually a good writer and artist. It’s unfortunate that this story seems to have taken up so much of his creative real-estate.
Background Pony #9617
I think this is from Archonix’s story about Twilight’s herd parents. Twilight’s birth mother is an OC that has never appeared in the show. It’s as stupid as it sounds.
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@Archonix  
So, let me get this straight: (Pun intended)  
  • Dude gets married to a woman.  
  • Has two children, one’s on the army, the other one’s a librarian/savior of the goddamn world.  
  • He’s been married for at least 18 years (Age of admittance on the army)  
  • One morning he wakes up and goes “Huh, guess I’m gay. Well, fuck all of y’all!”  
  • This is completely normal.  
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Not that I want to tell the author of this blog how to do his job (Actually, I do), but I’m fairly certain that Twilight’s dad may be straight. You know, the whole “Been married for at least 21 years and had two kids” thing?  
Just a thought.