@ABronyAccount  
…okay, moving on then.

@Lord Arceus  
Why accept something so mundane when it could be more interesting?  
She peeked into the bag mid-walk, causing the army of applegnomes who were slowly devouring her fruit unnoticed to vanish before being spotted by mortal eyes.  
She found her soul mate at the market, but couldn’t work up the nerve to talk to him, so all she has left is the apple he was munching on at the produce stand that he discarded on his oblivious way out.  
Applejack samples her merchandise before selling it.  
It’s a radioactive applonium nodule that just finished going through its half-life.

@ABronyAccount  
…huh?

@Lord Arceus  
What a perfectly normal and boring explanation.

@ABronyAccount  
She probably had a snack on the way home.

Why is one of the apples half-eaten?

Apples, Grapes, Lemons, Bananas, Carrots, Strawberries and Oranges? Are canon.
 
It is wonderful.

@Revan0123  

@Psychopomf
 
Went to the comments hoping to have THE music that go with it.  
You did not disapoint.

“So much teaching.”

Did someone say Catgroove?

@Dreamsicle  
Would show a fatality but this is a safe image so…

@sumbozo  
Catgroove.

FINISH HER!

Catgroove?

“Derrrrrr…”