I thought Candyass was Princess cadance!

And this is how Pinkie came to be nicknamed Candyass.

“Thanks for dinner, Twilight. Dessert’s on me.”

I scream you scream  
We all scream for her  
Don’t even try ‘cause  
You can’t ignore her
 
She’s my cherry pie  
Cool drink of water  
Such a sweet surprise  
Tastes so good  
Make a grown man cry  
Sweet cherry pie, oh yea
 
She’s my cherry pie  
Put a smile on your face  
Ten miles wide  
Looks so good  
Bring a tear to your eye  
Sweet cherry pie

“…And the fridge full of nothing but whipped cream suddenly makes sense.”

“Ooh! A frosted cupcake!” Nom.  
“Ooh! A frosted cupcake!” Nom.  
“Ooh! A frosted cupcake!” Nom. X7 more  
“Ooh! A frosted cup–P-Pinkie?!”
 
“Hi Twilight. Guess I dropped a couple cupcakes on the way here. While your here, wanna help me finish?”
 
*sees pastries on rear**nosebleed* “Y-yes ma’am!”

WELP, looks like I’m about to be a diabetic after a night with her.

@Background Pony #F566  
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When I was a little brony and the sun was going down,  
I went on Ponibooru and this is what I found,  
A picture of Rainbow, with candy fag galore,  
But DerpyGrooves came into the chat and said “look there’s even more”, we got  
Pinkie naked on the bed, eating a slice of pie,  
Rainbow x Scootaloo and Twilight feeding Fluttershy.  
Clop clop clop.  
SOOOOOO  
Clopping to the Ponies  
Fapping with the Bronies  
Wanking with my Cronies  
Put it up on the Sonys  
Eating more Baloney  
My name isn’t Tony  
And tell that great Rarity to get with Spike and just get it on  
and if he thinks she can get away then she’s got another thing coming  
and the very idea of such a ship just makes you wanna  
Clopclopclopclop  
Cum!

@Kj2  
“Ooh! A cupcake! munch Ooh! a cupcake! munch Ooh! A cupca–WAH! PINKIE!”

I don’t see anything wrong here.

*notice the piece of mufffin twilight is spitting.

“Eat me, I’m Pie.”

@Background Pony
 
I still can’t believe they got away with that.

NINE downvotes, seriously?!  
What’s wrong with you guys?!

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There are no words to describe how wonderfull this is

“Happy Birthday, Twilight!”

@Background Pony  
this

Just noticed the cupcake trail…nice add, lol

@Putinforgod  
yes please

@Putinforgod  
Heh, I can see how Pinkie tries to get inside Twilights mouth.  
Eat me Twilight, eat me like one of your French cupcakes!

Twilight. Hit that. Hit that like the merciless hoof of an angry princess.

lol cupcake trail.

Then Twilight smiles and they stare at each other hungrily.