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Are you lonely to boot?
Then you are in luck. We at Canterlot Inventives Association have come up with a new product that will be sure to meet both of those needs.
THE SCOOTALANT!
This all new fill sized idea will bring the light of the sun into any dark area. Not only that, she will be able to keep you company at the same time.
Afraid of the dark and of being alone?
We got you covered!
The Scootalant is the only device in equestria that is your best friend and can keep those scary night time monsters away. Best of all the light runs off of your friendship. So there is no need to buy any kind of energy source to power your Scootalant!
Pick up your Scootalant today.
No, PLEASE. They are driving us nutz! They keep hugging us and won’t leave us alone. OH NO I HAVE BEEN SPOTTED! Get away! Leave me alone and I will get you ice cream. Wait! Why are you still prompting this… STOP IT!
IT”S GOT MY LEG! GET OFF! I DON”T WANT HUGGIES!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Trixie knew this would be a great idea. Now to let them loose in ponyville and I will revel in the agony on the face of Twilight and her friends. THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE WILL FINALLY GET HER REVENGE!