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Well, don’t fucking tell, or the men in black toques will come for you in their cinnamon toastcopters.
In fact, I did.
But did you see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
I have in fact seen the depths of the internet.
And have not come out unscathed.
I’ve seen things that no living mortal should see.
Because it’s trolling for views, yes. And some bronies probably use them, big whoop.
My point is that if you think this is a ‘brony thing’, you got some internetting to do. I suggest GISing ‘Pony play’ with safesearch off. That’s been a thing since long, long before FiM. S’why some of us giggle so much at the bridles in Rarity’s shop.
Because the article title specifically mentions bronies.
Are you really so naive as to think horse-tail anal plugs have anything to do with bronies whatsoever?
Oh, my dear boy, the internet yet holds such wonders for you.
WHAT THE HELL BRONIES?
I consume pone :3
Especially if they’d wear something like this!
What, don’t you feel more relatable and addressed as a reader? ;) (“He eats at McMeaty’s? ‘I’ eat at McMeaty’s! The people who write this are my type of fellows!”) Don’t you feel like you have become the trustee of confidental celebrity secrets and gossip, having learned that Christopher Hemsworth, occassionally consumes penne?
…At least, I imagine that is the logic that is behind this sort of writing. No idea.
It’s such a common friggin’ article trope, though, especially in interview articles. Cockdammit to stinkfuck, nobody cares what restaurant you went to when you interviewed Christopher Hemsworth, you asshole! No one needs to hear that he ordered the goddamn penne!
It is probably to create the impression that the person writing this is a completely normal person who came upon this shocking stuff innocently and completely by accident, instead of, you know, digging through the deep parts of the internet for something to make into a shocl story like a rabid beaver.
…Nobody fucking cares what you are eating, asshole, write your goddamn article and leave the menu at the damn restaurant.
Shit, so they’ve done their research.
so when can I get one
How do they know us so well?
A large group of rancorous perverts who fawn over pony porn.
I hear ya man.
…Aaaaand, it’s real.