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I’m a scary monster stomping this sprite in frilly pants
You’re a weirdo, Wolfy, you’re into powdered wigs & poop!
And your cousin blew notes on your little Magic Flute
Your daddy issues make the Jackson 5 look like the Family Circus!
You might have been a genius but you died baroque and worthless!
I’m rich, acclaimed, and famous, I’m on playlists, I’m the A-List!
You’re the lamest, kiss my ass A-A-A-A-Amadeus
I’m a prodigy, Vinny, and I’m about to smack a bitch up!
The music I play is 200 years old, and it’s still excellent!
In two more months the world will forget about your Vinyl-excrement
I can’t believe the way you dress when you dubstep out of the house
You’re like an emo Steve Urkel and you ooh reek of dead mouse!
I am the world’s greatest composer! No one knows what you are!
Except a lonely little pony who knows how to press a spacebar!
Sidechain, Wolfgang, Bangarang you to pieces
I’m a self-made mare, you’re a slave to your papa!
I’m a r-r-r-rock star, mix it with the bass and drop ya!
Global! My strobes glow like Chernobyl!
Kids explode and get mobile! No one even knows you!
I make the whole world move! You play community theatre!
I gained your same fame from home on a blown out speaker!
Tell me, what comes after the 68th measure of diarrhea?
And what kind of drugs does it take to enjoy this? I’ve no idea!
I’ve seen more complexity in a couch from IKEA
You go piano to fortississimo, that means soft to very very loud
Cause I’m guessing that you didn’t know!
Why don’t you put down your Cubase & pick up a real bow?
I rocked harder than you when I was 5 years old!
Who’s next?
You decide!
Epic rap b-b-b-b-b-battles!
Of Equestria