@gasmaskangel
 
“Sir, in response to Mr. Angel’s review of the… modern reinterpretation of one of our fair nation’s literary classics, I must object to his summation that the ‘hot bit of totty’ is ‘quite the spectacle that should be viewed by all ponies’.  
“While I am not some snooty, Canterlotian conservative who turns up his nose at the sight of two ponies of the same sex showing affection, it is another thing entirely for an actor to usurp the performance so she may publically–and quite raunchily–declare her undying love for her partner!”  
“A chaste kiss on the lips, perhaps, might’ve been touching and in keeping with the spirit of the play but the twenty minute encore of salacious acts was too much!”

Only 5 minutes?

 
Encore!  
Encore!

From the reviews the next day: “A bold and stirring reinterpretation of the Bard’s most famous work, the extended sloppy makeout scene at the end a biting satire on modern productions, 5 stars.”

Not tagged “lesbian”?… I’d do it, but I’m a horrifically bad judge. Apologies. :I

And the next night’s performance sold out.