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Champions of Equestria

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“Don’t fuck with this Senator!”
 
“Chaos magic, son.”
 
“Fuck all these limp horned unicorns and chicken-joke pegasi. Fuck this 24-hour Alicorn spew of princess bullshit! Fuck Equestria pride! Fuck Friendship! FUCK ALL OF IT! Equestria is diseased. Rotten to the core. There’s no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes a new Equestria will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they’ll make Equestria great again! …In my new Equestria, ponies will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for bits. not for friends! Not for what they’re told is right. Every mare will be free to fight her own wars!”
 
Dash: “I was wrong about you… you’re not evil …you’re BATSHIT INSANE!”

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xylem

@DasHiveMind  
eh, I suppose so, I thought the whole armstrong being a cyborg & living tank thing was supposed to be a major twist (I didn’t actually PLAY the game if it wasn’t :P ) hence why I figured mayor mayor would fit the double life type of thing easier or something
 
and true I think raiden dash fits better, I think the only reason the apple jack thing came to mind was this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1zbGFGQTq0 but it’s not cannon that applejack is a samurai so it’s mostly silly I guess.
DasHiveMind

@xylem  
Mayor Mare might work because of the politician bit, but from what we see of her, she’s far to…..kind to be Armstrong, MM seems to be pretty nice, Armstrong is a rude asshole, and Applejack really doesn’t fit Raiden, Rainbow Dash fits better because of the whole pegasus=lightning and both being fast bit, Spike fits because their both the mildly nerdy and both never knew their real parents.
xylem

I figured doing this with the mayor mare and apple”jack” would have made more sense…nah it still would have been about as odd, but that’s just the first thing I imagined when I thought about the scene ponified
 
However seeing discord on nano-roids is pretty cool
DasHiveMind

@ClownDicks  
“closet anarchist” sounds kinda wrong if you ask me, he has a facists facade to hide his hard-core objectivism belief yea, but it’s sort like saying Bruce Wayne is a closet-super-hero, closet kinda sounds like they’re also trying to hide it from themselves as well.
 
It does make sense in a way, but it also, atleast in my mind, looks really damn weird when you try to imagine a pony half transforming into a draconequus for a few seconds, then turning back into a pony, especially considering how discord (the only reference we have on a draconequus) is massive compared to a pony, and them transforming into a chibi-Draconequus from the chest up is only weirder!
DasHiveMind

@ClownDicks  
We got no clue if Star Swirl is actually discord or not, and the nanomachines look fairly smooth when used, a pony transforming limbs into that of a draconequus will……not look smooth…
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Psychopomf
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Can I just say that Senator Armstrong had the silliest-hammy dialogue I’ve ever seen said completely seriously in a video game ever?
 
Even in all Metal Gears combined.