Twilight: “Why is it that it’s me making the mistakes? There’s like… six or seven other Unicorns on the show!”

((I exaggerated Applejack’s accent a fair bit.))
 
 
“D’you remember what I told ya about visitin’ Twilight Sparkle?” Applejack double-checked, leaning in, ears perked to hear Fluttershy’s response. “Y-yes, Applejack. I mean.. I wouldn’t want to hurt her feelings or anything but I understand that sometimes..” the yellow pegasus half-whimpered, opening one of her Rarity-designed saddlebags.
 
“Right. Ya gotta be firm. So if Twilight Sparkle ever asks ya to allow her ta experimen’ all-magical-like on you, you just roll up that newspaper I got ya, and smack ‘er across the nose good. Then say, ‘Bad unicorn! Ya know yer not supposed to do magical experiments on yer friends. Look at how wrong it went the last six or seven times!’. Then you bap ‘er across the nose again for good measure. Got that?” the orange mare continued, making sure to tuck the rolled up newspaper in among the other odd and ends cluttering up Fluttershy’s bags.
 
“And now, if she says anythin’ about di-men-sions or teleportin’ more than just ‘erself, especially group-teleports, you just take this here brick and..”-
 
“Oh dear! L-look at the time, I.. I really should be going now.” Fluttershy interrupted hastily, turning tail so fast Applejack only barely caught a flash of pink as she raised her eyes from the orchard ground. “‘ey! Don’t forget yer brick!”
 
((As you can imagine, it did not go as planned.))

Helping Fluttershy with her long predicament?

XD