What happened to Avante92’s Tumblr? its like… gone.

Nice way to wake up.

What a way to get me up, yer maj! And awaken me too! (Oo-er! Fnarr-fnarr!) What’s that? Tea? Thanks. And yes, I would like milk, please.

@Background Pony #B886  
She could fit plenty of things between those!
 
Like straws… or a cell phone

@toxicitzi  
No.

@Captain Lackwit
 
bro, please.. Do you even Coldbloodedtwilight?

Okay Derpi.
 
We get it.
 
You’ve discovered Avante92.

@PonyPon  
Like I said, an idiot.

@Neko Majin C  
I can recall only one man…..  
 
_{Yes, this is the biggest I could find.}

@ShimmeringStallion  
Yeah, well, I am an idiot. What other kind of person would point a gun in the face of god?

@ShimmeringStallion  
What’s really hard to believe is that she could fit anything between those suns of hers

@Neko Majin C  
Why the hell would you level a gun at her head? Seriously, give her a chance to EXPLAIN, I mean, why even use a gun when you can just blow heads off with magic?
 
Give her the chance to explain why a gun with a silencer is stuck between her breasts! Maybe it was a gift for you because of her knowing your love of action-movies!

@ShimmeringStallion  
Picks gun up and levels it at her head.
 
Yeah, I hope so.
 
Forgets she has magic. Head magically explodes.
 
“That went south so fast.”
 
Twilight walks in, towel wrapped around her head.
 
“Princess? What happened?”
 
“He pulled a gun on me. He thought I killed you.”
 
“That was sweet of him, getting himself killed trying to avenge my death. Ooh, cocoa.”

@Neko Majin C  
Gun with silencer falls out from Celestia’s cleavage  
“… I can explain that.”

Thanks for the hot coca, Celestia. It means so much to me.

Thanks for the hot chocolate. But why are you in my room? What happened to Twilight?

@Iketani Iridium  
well, it could just be the merge with the old post.. which does make me wonder actually, shouldn’t the date have been switched around with the older one’s date, 1 year ago? because, comments are as old as over a year, but the post says it was uploaded 6 hours ago.
 
I guess it goes either way, but it still seems to me that adding the current date creates more complications, such as adding an already old post all over again on the top score, even if most upvotes come from over a year ago. I used to think that the top score posts were about how many upvotes recent posts got in a fast amount of time from their upload.

Wow, I would not know how to react if this actually happened to me or even if I was a pony…probably faint because it would be too good to be true O//O

Jesus Christ, it’s already on the 3 day most upvoted.

This image was just so cute x3 I had to write a little yuri fic.
 

 
The glittering night sky bled through my window. I sighed, straining my eyes to see. Sitting up, I murmured, “That’s it, I need to see her.” As I stood up, I retrieved my circle-lense bifocals from the bedside table and pushed520 them up my muzzle.
 
“Princess…?” I called with a hushed tone after pushing the door open.
 
There she stood. The beautiful Princess Celestia.
 
“….” I quietly watched as her hands rhythmically run across the buttons of an Xbox controller. “P-princess…?” The name escaped my mouth, all raspy.
 
God, I need some water. I licked my lips, and entered the room without permission from the mighty princess.
 
Once finishing her silly game, Celestia shut the entire television off.
 
My ears almost automatically fell. “Err… I-I…”
 
Gorgeous flowing tri-colored hair bounced as its owner turned towards me. “My faithful student… What is the matter?” she questioned, her thick eyelashes fluttering.
 
 
Ermm… Uhh… I.. C-couldn’t sleep…” I stammered, staring down at my bunny slippers.
 
“Oh…” she nodded, padding towards what looked like a counter top and lifting a mug filled with… Coffee?
 
“Princess… Isn’t that going to make me even more awake?”
 
Celestia shook her head, her locks giving a light bounce, once more. “Trust me,” she gave a reassuring nod.
 
So, I took the mug. Biggest mistake ever.
 
I gently pressed my lips to the mug’s rim and took a sip.
 
…
 
Glancing down I immeadiately realize what my teacher is wearing and…
 
Sigh…
 
My freckled cream-coloured face turns a crimson red, and I let go of the mug’s handle.
 

 
My emerald green eyes slowly adjusted to the lack of light, and I fully opened my eyes.
 
There, straddling my hips, was my very own teacher, Princess Celestia.
 
“P-princess?\!”
 
Celestia immediately slapped a hand over my mouth, “Quiet\!” she whispered.
 
I gave a slow nod, and she reluctantly let go after a pinkie promise.
 
Suddenly, the sound of hoofsteps echoed in the halls, and… Surprise, surprise…. Stopped at the Princess’ door.
 
“Tia..?” a soft voice called, followed by a couple of gentle knock at the door.
 
Celestia answered, “Yes, sister?”
 
“I need to borrow your legwarmers…”
 
I cocked my eyebrow, “For wh-~~”
 
Again, silenced by Celestia’s hand.
 
Celestia clambered to her feet, then grabbed her legwarmers, and headed to the door.
 
“Here, Lu-lu,” she smiled as she handed the pair of garments to her sister, and shut the door.
 
Making her way back, she ended up-~~
 
**CRASH\!**
 
Before I even realized it, I had collided lips– and breasts– with my beloved teacher.
 
Celestia began to wrap her legs around me.
 
Everything escalated so quickly, but, again, before I knew  it, I was on the bed, straddling her.
 
Nothing too graphic happened, just cuddling and kissing, but we were still out of breath.
 
Hot puffs of air clouded my glasses.
 
“My faithful student…”
 
“Y..yes…?”
 
“I… Love you…”

Reported by Cyberton21
 
got you.

My lovely princess, it would be a great pleasure to spend the night with your excellence.<3<3<3 And not just this night.

@Casual Brony  
She is the sun princess, after all.

Such a cute blush on her… She knows where this is going.
 
…
 
She’s got ’da marshmallows on her.

was this removed from db? because I remember seeing it quite a while back.