Wanna try it?

No, sex made the creation of condoms and rape.

*sex makes foals

No, you’ve got it backwards. Babies make sex.
 
_{Well, it’s true, after they grow up…}

Yes, and it’s also how Equestria was made.

And 6 months that’s how their little sister Pinkamena Diane Pie was born.

Are you even listening to me? Pay attention, now, for the last time.
 
Sex is merely the pagan ritual that summons the stork to your location, from there the stork will take down your tracking information and proceed to take this information to his HQ in Siberia. There thy will assemble the final product. Now keep in mind that customization is very limited. Some people get angry at certain parts but it’s best just to accept it because the storks return policy is atrocious. And don’t expect it soon because on average, from day of summoning to final delivery, it takes about 9 months.
 
You girls got all that?